love Funny Status Messages

   I'm going to spend this Valentine's Day with the one I love......I just hope she's working her corner.

   You can't hurry love, but you can honk the horn a few times and let it know you're waiting.

   Dear Mom & Dad,,,Summer Camp looks a lot like a WalMart parking lot.. Also,, Is it usually six months long?... Love Billy

   From the creator of ‘'I Like You As A Friend'' and ‘'I Love You Like A Brother'' comes in 3D ‘'I Don't Know How To Tell You You're Ugly''

   People love you if you can take them out of their comfort zone, comfortably.

   I consider myself a hopeless romantic because I only fall in love with women who are out of my league.

   Don't make love by the garden gate....love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.

   Love is like a beach ball at a rock concert. It's fun for the people that get to be a part of it and just plain annoying for everyone else.

   Want to clear out a room quickly? Start playing muskrat love loudly. You are welcome.

   I love pizza because it doesn't judge and tell me I'm doing it wrong when I eat it drunk.

   I'm looking for a woman who'll love me for my money but is really bad at math

   "I'd love to be your widow, someday" - me flirting

   I'm just saying if she's into metric then I'd love to meter

   Changing my name to ‘free unlimited high-speed wifi’ so everyone will love me.

   Driving 42 miles to buy the same apples I could get 50% cheaper at the local grocery store 2 miles from my house is the reason why I absolutely love Autumn.

   I drink to forget that I accidentally once said " I love you" when ending a call with a customer service rep.

   Your day sucked, huh? I'm sure Facebook would love to hear about it.

   Somewhere, an innocent and naive couple deeply in love is saying crazy stuff like, "let's have plenty of kids. Nothing will change. How hard can it be?"

   Roses are red. I picked you a daisy. Will you still love me when you realize I'm crazy?

   It hurts when someone you love says mean things to you like, "It's time to wake up and go to work."