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   messageicon A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of our ribbon-repair business
←Rate | 01-09-2018 20:57 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon So would the ACLU defend me if I protested and burned down ACLU headquarters?
←Rate | 03-27-2014 20:57 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if someone driving a VW bug knows they are causing fistfights wherever they go.
←Rate | 09-15-2010 22:06 by markf Comments (1)  


   messageicon I started the month eating candy every day to get ready for Halloween
←Rate | 10-26-2017 22:31 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that without Analytical Geometry, life is pointless.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 13:29 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking that now that I have a laptop computer, iPhone, GPS and tablet PC, my ADD is actually a positive thing now.
←Rate | 12-29-2010 19:20 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I leave home on time for something I have that sure feeling that I forgot something
←Rate | 10-02-2017 18:49 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why cameras have round lenses that take square pictures.
←Rate | 06-25-2010 19:41 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 10:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon not thinking too much today, therefore I might not be.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 09:25 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember the first time a friend said he was going to introduce me to a "dog person." I was bummed at the way it turned out.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 13:22 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10 yr old suspended from school for pointing finger like a gun. Where will this end? If fingers are outlawed, only 10 yr olds will have fingers.
←Rate | 03-07-2014 11:03 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon sad that '24' is coming to an end after 8 seasons. I have given 8 whole days of my life to this series.
←Rate | 04-29-2010 08:53 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am wondering if female squirrells only get 80% of the acorns that males get
←Rate | 09-26-2017 08:29 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it is hilarious that the Wall St. protestors hate big corporations, wearing their GAP jeans, taking pictures with their Motorola camera phones, and drinking from Dasani water bottles.
←Rate | 10-09-2011 08:37 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens if pasta touches antipasta?
←Rate | 12-29-2013 21:06 by markf Comments (1)  


   messageicon longing for the good old days when "Anarchists" were protesting for something other than more government.
←Rate | 03-31-2011 14:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon secretly wishes Michael had gone ahead and body-slammed Ryan Seacrest last night.
←Rate | 04-01-2010 08:08 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my superpower is making mountains out out of molehills.
←Rate | 05-04-2014 18:39 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks "going to the gym" should mean more than just walking there and then walking home.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 09:01 by markf Comments (0)  



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