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   messageicon If only fans of celebrities, football, rock concerts etc would get as excited about racism, injustice, poverty, illegal wå would be live in a better place
←Rate | 11-27-2015 05:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Out on the highway, getting passed by a Prius is the football equivalent of getting tackled by the kicker.
←Rate | 11-24-2015 14:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tonight's Jets/Bills football uniforms resemble my Starbucks cup.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 21:02 by JC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Son: Dad, what's a hypocrite?.... Me: It's when an idiot wants to change the name of a football team while putting Aunt Jemima syrup on waffles.
←Rate | 10-19-2015 21:20 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon "You want proof that baseball players are smarter than football players? How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?" ~Jim Bouton
←Rate | 10-18-2015 23:14 by Zinc Comments (0)  

   messageicon An SEC football season without Steve Spurrier? Isn't that sort of like a Prom without acne?
←Rate | 10-13-2015 09:43 by SEC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey girls,the best time to give a blowjob is when there's a football game on TV. It sounds like 50,000 people are cheering for you.
←Rate | 10-12-2015 00:57 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon Date a girl who watches football with you and lets you grab her ass during commercials.
←Rate | 10-11-2015 11:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let's cuddle, eat junk food and watch football.
←Rate | 10-11-2015 11:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  

   messageicon Everytime Kayne is caught smiling he has to be a cheerleader at a college football game!
←Rate | 10-08-2015 00:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football is on. I'll talk to you guys in February.
←Rate | 09-14-2015 13:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fantasy Football starts now. I'm sorry honey. I will talk to you after football season. Love you Jamie wallis
←Rate | 09-10-2015 20:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women that watch football are the real MVP.
←Rate | 09-07-2015 14:09 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's a dentist in Minnesota that kills lions and bears. There's a football team in Minnesota that can't beat lions or bears.
←Rate | 08-01-2015 21:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If by big game hunter you mean "someone trying to find single game tickets to his favorite football team" then yes, I'm a big game hunter...
←Rate | 07-30-2015 23:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner said that the wierdest thing about transforming into a woman is that he still likes watching football but he no longer really understands it.
←Rate | 06-06-2015 09:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon No bids on Jay Cutler autographed football at charity event. Because he didn't sign it Tom Brady. . .
←Rate | 04-04-2015 19:12 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon My favoritte thing that the caption of my high school varsity football team ever said to me was, "Would you like paper or plastic?"
←Rate | 02-27-2015 14:09 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Just got back from a third world country - I got my box full of Seattle Seahawks 49th Superbowl champions shirt suckers...
←Rate | 02-04-2015 19:12 by smeebert Comments (0)  

   messageicon Johnny Football requests as much publicity as possible during his rehab.
←Rate | 02-02-2015 18:54 Comments (0)  

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