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   messageicon going to stick a mistletoe in my back pocket this XMAS, and anyone who doesn't like me can KISS MY ASS!!
←Rate | 12-02-2009 16:34 by raeanne Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...just heard that Tampax is replacing the strings with tinsel this month. ...Ladies, get them soon, supplies only last for the the Christmas period!
←Rate | 12-02-2009 17:18 by Tim* Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!
←Rate | 12-02-2009 20:33 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Santa is a judgemental twat who bears a grudge. I've explained the Elves incident a hundred times now. So what if I was caught naked with one of his helpers in a cupboard, it was all an innocent mistake!
←Rate | 12-03-2009 03:10 by deithy Comments (0)  

   messageicon A poll found that 55 percent of shoppers start their Christmas shopping the day after Thanksgiving. The other 45 percent are men.
←Rate | 12-03-2009 11:50 by tomcall Comments (0)  

   messageicon if it weren't for the presents and money think about how terrifying it would be to our children that a fat man, a fairy and a giant rabbit break into their houses every year...
←Rate | 12-03-2009 15:27 by jw Comments (0)  

   messageicon Santa must be a man. No woman would be caught dead wearing the same clothes every Christmas!
←Rate | 12-03-2009 19:16 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon went into a elementary school and told the kids santa isnt real
←Rate | 12-03-2009 22:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was thinking about becoming an atheist, but I thought screw it, you don't get any holidays.
←Rate | 12-04-2009 02:20 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon has found an artificial leg on a bus and is going to give it to his wife as a Xmas present. It should make the ideal stocking filler!
←Rate | 12-04-2009 05:23 by deithy Comments (0)  

   messageicon MERRY XMAS EVERYONE (Yes I know it's a bit early, but I thought I'd start with you miserable and argumentative plebs first!)
←Rate | 12-04-2009 05:29 by deithy Comments (0)  

   messageicon learned that the best gift of chirstmas is seeing the disappointment in a childs face when you tell them santa isn't real.
←Rate | 12-04-2009 12:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ....MMmmm Santa, I'm so naughty I'll turn your HO HO HO into OH OH OH!!
←Rate | 12-04-2009 13:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let's start a post that will be positive . . . . What is on your Christmas wish list?? (in the real world, of course we'd all like more money, etc....)
←Rate | 12-04-2009 16:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Chasing a FAT MAN in red with salad, Oh It's SANTA
←Rate | 12-04-2009 18:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon that if an old, fat man comes down you chimney tonight, creeps into your bedroom and kidnaps you don't worry! I asked santa for a friend for christmas and he is just getting me one :)
←Rate | 12-05-2009 10:59 by becca :) Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
←Rate | 12-06-2009 15:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas used to be the best when I believed in Santa Claus....i wanna be 15 again
←Rate | 12-07-2009 06:31 by Zeppelin_1993 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark
←Rate | 12-07-2009 13:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Dear Santa, For being so good this year, can I get a look at that naughty girls list?
←Rate | 12-08-2009 12:32 Comments (0)  

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