Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Vote Trump and let's get started repairing America.

   ....MMmmm Santa, I'm so naughty I'll turn your HO HO HO into OH OH OH!!

   "used to have superpowers, but hisher therapist took them away. "

   wondering why its called a search party....

   I use to LOOOOOVEEE kissing................until I got some head

   celebrating black history month by watching re-runs of THE FIRST 48....

   A real woman does not have a "wrong hole".

   Presidents Day was a whole lot more fun back before the Great Election of 2008

   I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told us that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!

   running out of places to hide the bodies...

   Schizophrenic, and so am I.

   People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!

   Yeah, yeah the Greeks "invented" sex. But we Italians introduced it to women.

   A sign outside a brothel… “Married men are not allowed, we are here to serve the needy not the greedy.”

   not my name

   I ain't voting for Monica Lewinskys ex-boyfriends wife.

   Your Fat! and I'm not gonna sugar coat it cause you will eat that too!!!

   It would be a hoot if Hillary becomes president and then appoints Obama to the US Supreme Court

   Happy Thanksgivings...Screw the turkey, I want to stuff my woman...

   I miss the days when people’s biggest concern was Marilyn Manson.