Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   A real woman does not have a "wrong hole".

   Presidents Day was a whole lot more fun back before the Great Election of 2008

   I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told us that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!

   running out of places to hide the bodies...

   Schizophrenic, and so am I.

   People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!

   Yeah, yeah the Greeks "invented" sex. But we Italians introduced it to women.

   A sign outside a brothel… “Married men are not allowed, we are here to serve the needy not the greedy.”

   not my name

   I ain't voting for Monica Lewinskys ex-boyfriends wife.

   Your Fat! and I'm not gonna sugar coat it cause you will eat that too!!!

   It would be a hoot if Hillary becomes president and then appoints Obama to the US Supreme Court

   Happy Thanksgivings...Screw the turkey, I want to stuff my woman...

   I miss the days when people’s biggest concern was Marilyn Manson.

   Call me old fashioned, but I don't want anything to do with a woman that can't lick her own nipples

   Due to the fear of a nip slip during the Madonna halftime show, NBC will only be filming her from the waist up. 

   Miracle birth AND resurrection! Making Frosty the Snowman my personal savior.

   You can't prove Jesus wasn't a T-Rex either.

   Sleepy Joe Administration Won’t Allow National Day Of Prayer To Be Held At US Capitol This Year. what a dum arse

   Telling an atheist to respect your religion is like telling a black person to respect the KKK.