trump Funny Status Messages

   Breaking news: Trump to appoint dingo to watch baby.

   Listen,, If you're mad about Trump being named Time's Person of the Year, wait until you hear who was elected president.

   The Media is now reporting that Christmas is actually a Russian plot hatched by Putin & Trump to lure people into a false sense of Joy. They are urging that we reject any feelings of joy and focus on being angry at the 2016 Election results.

   why is there a trump filter and not an oblablah filter

   I was going to wish merry christmas to all of the women that accused Trump of groping but I cant find them.

   If everyone that receives a fruitcake for Christmas donates them to the government, Trump can build the brick wall!

   Carrie Fisher said Trump would never be her president and damned if she wasn't right!

   Melania Trump just reported a suspicious small package in her bedroom.

   let's ake a picture of Trump at his Inauguration...and then again 4 years later. Should be fun!

   let's take a picture of Trump at his Inauguration...and then again 4 years later. Should be fun!

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Donald Trump too..

   Actors like Carrie Fisher claimed Trump would never be their president. I hope the others follow her lead!

   Some celebrities said they were leaving the country if Trump got elected president. I didn't realize they meant die, Kanye West, we're still waiting...

   I can't wait to hear Donald trump say: Obama, you're fired !

   Rosie O'Donnell called Donald Trump "mentally unstable." Gee, Rosie. Has one of his children ever run away because of *his* mental instability?

   Internal discussion at Toyota today about which Trump golf tournament they should sponsor this spring.

   It's so hard to know if we should be taking Trump's tweets seriously when we don't know if they're coming from a locker room or not.

   Putin controlling Trump is mildly entertaining but the Muppets are still my favorite puppet show!

   My new favorite Trump name=Twitler

   So...this new show called The Wall. Is this what Donald Trump was talking about the whole time? Advertising an hour long game show about Plinko?