snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   rode into town on my horse. not worth it, I had to pick up his poo with a snow shovel and a hefty bag.

   Forget dude below me and the damn rodent. I'm predicting winter will last until March 20, 2012, at 1:14 A.M. (EDT)

   now that the Winter Olympics are over, the rest of the world can go back to forgetting that Canada even exists...like Luxembourg. Remember them either? Nope.

   Loves all the Global Warming non-believers talking about 15 inches of snow being proof there's no threat. Yeah idiots. Global warming means no snow... and the Earth is flat.

   Have been playing with the first of the snow today! or, well I fell and broke my hip. still counts!

   Breaking News :: the groundhog says 1 more week of WINTER

   At the 2010 Winter Olympics, I brought home the gold for smushing down the garbage so I don't have to bring it outside.

   It is times like this that make me laugh at people from the south.Hurricanes & tornados, people still go to work, Snow, deserted streets and empty grocery stores.

   Will it ever stop; Yo, I don't know, turned out the lights, and there's snow

   There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and Sally out in the snow. Come on, guys, let Sally back inside.

   Since the snow stopped i've been skiing to work :-)

   Ok, I wasnt paying Attention this Morning, Did the Darn Easter Bunny See his shadow and do we have 6 more weeks of Winter???

   ‎"This is what we do in Florida. We wear hoodies and sweat pants when the temperature drops 4 degrees. Get with it or go back to shoveling snow in Canada, jerk."

   Snow in the south is rare alright... But not as rare as a BCS Championship in the north.

   It takes Canadian strippers 2 songs to get naked, because winter boots, parka, toque, scarf, mittens, long underwear, thermal undershirt....

   This weekend, I forgot to set the thermostat ahead on my clock,,,, Mine's still set for winter...

   WTF.! is 'Snow' saying in the song 'Informer'.

   Your body expands in the Summer which is why it's important to use weight in the Winter.

   Only in SC, would they close schools, universities, libraries, and declare a 'state of emergency' for snow that other states would consider to be a 'snow dusting'. I'm sure Boston would love type of snow that SC has that melts before noon.

   I got eight inches last night. The snow was pretty deep too.