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   messageicon On a scale from 1 to 420.. How much Easter candy are you eating right now?
←Rate | 04-20-2014 16:39 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. ITS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! HAPPY EASTER!!!!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 21:07 by Average JOE Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know telling the kids that the Easter bunny is watching just doesn't have the same power as Santa's watching!!!
←Rate | 04-16-2011 15:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well it appears coming soon to a store near you...The Morning After Pill. Marketed in fun filled colors and your favorite cartoon characters. You can choose from flintstone, gummy bear, buggs bunny, or any of your favorite Disney characters...
←Rate | 05-01-2013 11:08 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I JUST WON MY EASTER EGG HUNT!!! Those 8 year olds didnt stand a chance to my pushing and sprinting. It was kinda like taking candy from a baby!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 22:11 by Kevin Packard Comments (0)  


   messageicon They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes and they only give us one basket!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 07:58 by Dawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the only reason the Easter bunny hides his eggs is cause he doesn't want anyone to know he screwed a chicken.
←Rate | 03-19-2010 02:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them straight in the eye and said "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny." And walked away like a boss
←Rate | 10-03-2011 20:10 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looked all over and found no eggs,they were stacked neatly in a carton ,uncolored in the fridge...well played Easter bunny ..well played!!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 09:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs... There seems to be a gap of information!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 14:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt is taking forever...
←Rate | 04-07-2012 12:43 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was there ever a time where secretly giving "bunny ears" in a photo was actually funny?
←Rate | 05-31-2015 07:30 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I'm keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.
←Rate | 04-13-2017 18:59 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either)
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told my kids that if they are old enough to fertilize eggs, we aren't going to color eggs for easter.
←Rate | 04-03-2015 20:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy easter and have a fantastic1982 from all at the alzheimers society ! See you next week at the bonfire and dont forget your swimsuit! X.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 17:20 by XBbios Comments (5)  


   messageicon Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...
←Rate | 04-22-2011 06:49 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking for a cute little bunny with a nice set of eggs
←Rate | 04-03-2010 13:27 Comments (0)  



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