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   messageicon So looking forward to all the Easter weekend mattress sales.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 05:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm excited this Easter to eat like the 1% and drink like the 99%.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 05:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a huge gap of information.
←Rate | 03-19-2016 15:04 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Who are you to doubt God? And Santa Claus? And the Easter Bunny? And...
←Rate | 11-28-2015 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Was there ever a time where secretly giving "bunny ears" in a photo was actually funny?
←Rate | 05-31-2015 07:30 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon Osha should be required to shut the Men's office bathrooms down the Monday and Tuesday after Easter
←Rate | 04-07-2015 10:02 by Murph Comments (0)  

   messageicon Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 10:37 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I told my kids that if they are old enough to fertilize eggs, we aren't going to color eggs for easter.
←Rate | 04-03-2015 20:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "It looks like the Easter Bunny came here last night" "Let's not jump to any conclusions. Until we get these semen samples down to the lab we can't be sure who it was."
←Rate | 03-28-2015 14:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon my kid said I can't wait until the Easter Bunny comes so I can eat it. I said if you eat the Easter Bunny she might come faster.
←Rate | 03-28-2015 11:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How many days prior to Easter is the correct time to post a silly status about the Easter Bunny coming??? ... asking for a friend.
←Rate | 03-27-2015 19:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching Kate Upton's easter video. Something is rising and it ain't jesus.
←Rate | 09-05-2014 01:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I try to make things last by saving them for a while, which bring me to this moment. It will be bittersweet, I can tell you that. I'm going to enjoy this, but it will also make me sad. I'm about to have my last Easter Egg.
←Rate | 05-19-2014 06:00 by Massolare Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter candy on sale. Welcome back 10 pounds.
←Rate | 04-23-2014 12:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square...
←Rate | 04-20-2014 20:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On a scale from 1 to 420.. How much Easter candy are you eating right now?
←Rate | 04-20-2014 16:39 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter falls on 4/20 this year...... Easter Bunny is going to have completely different grass in his basket!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 15:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only rabbit I like on Easter is the one that's plastic and vibrates
←Rate | 04-20-2014 13:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The whole resurrecting from the dead thing is too hard for kids to grasp. Egg sh*tting bunny? Yeah lets go with the egg sh*tting bunny.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On Easter Sunday when Jesus came forth from the tomb and ascended into heaven he was technically moving back in with his parents.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:29 Comments (0)  

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