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   messageicon Donald Trump's approval rating has dropped to 37%. Norman Bates scored higher with his mother.
←Rate | 03-21-2017 15:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Should men care about women's rights? Before you answer, remember four important women in your life. Sister...Wife...Daughter...Mother...
←Rate | 03-06-2017 09:25 Comments (2)  

   messageicon In light of recent news regarding 'A day without a woman' men everywhere a grateful just to have peace & quiet from a nagging mother-in-law
←Rate | 02-18-2017 22:28 by Snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon We had joy we had fun, specially in your mother's cun....
←Rate | 12-19-2016 12:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Named my daughter after my mother in law. In fact, Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 tomorrow
←Rate | 12-06-2016 19:34 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here's a story,of a LOVELY lady
 who was bringing up three very LOVELY girls
all of them had hair of gold, like their mother.
the youngest one in curls. RIP CAROL BRADY
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:07 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon If this rotting pumpkin of a man said or did any of this to your wife, mother, daughter you'd do all you could to stop him, right? #Vote
←Rate | 11-01-2016 13:16 Comments (1)  

   messageicon A couple kisses and gropes in public and nobody bats an eye but let a mother breastfeed in public and all hell breaks loose. How did we get to this as a society?
←Rate | 10-02-2016 06:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon .... Hillary reminded me of my condescending Mother in-law and Trump reminded me of my Grumpy Uncle
←Rate | 09-27-2016 12:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump Jr should not make fun of Skittles and Syrian refugees -- his mother is an immigrant and his father is an orange Skittle.
←Rate | 09-21-2016 04:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mother Teresa has been canonized. She's no longer Catholic fan fiction.
←Rate | 09-05-2016 16:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pope declares Mother Teresa a saint. Kanye West sues the Catholic Church for copyright infringement.
←Rate | 09-05-2016 16:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Amazed to hear Hooter's had a free wings for mom on Mother's Day because nothing makes mom prouder than letting her know she raised a cheapskate and a perv.
←Rate | 09-01-2016 01:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I’ve hugged my mother-in-law with more warmth than those female gymnasts at the Olympics.
←Rate | 08-09-2016 23:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just found a scary-looking Pokemon on my living room sofa, but then I realized it was my mother-in-law.
←Rate | 08-04-2016 14:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am a male feminist because I have a genetic history of women in my family. As it turns out, my grandmothers and my mother were ALL women.
←Rate | 07-29-2016 15:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was born, the doctor said to my mother: "Congratulations!!! You have an eight-pound ham."
←Rate | 07-28-2016 05:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Brown's Mother is set to speak at the DNC tonight. Now I wasn't going to watch anymore of this crap, but I don't think that I'll be able to look away from this inevitable train wreck.
←Rate | 07-26-2016 16:44 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon "your mother" is my response whenever someone talks to me in a language I dont understand.
←Rate | 07-06-2016 03:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do soccer players actually pay for those hair cuts or do they just find the first drunk guy with a weed eater and insult his mother?
←Rate | 06-26-2016 23:02 Comments (0)  

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