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   messageicon The Mrs is visiting her mother this weekend, so the dog and I are smoking cigars and playing poker. In our underware!!!!!
←Rate | 08-07-2017 09:48 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (1)  

   messageicon Me: I need to ask you a serious question. GF: OK! First, let me get my mother, sister, BFF and college roommate on speakerphone!! Me: OK, why does a wool sweater shrink when you wash it but sheep don't shrink when it rains??
←Rate | 07-10-2017 18:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Mother's Day to my sister for having my kids......some Trump supporter maybe....
←Rate | 05-14-2017 08:18 Comments (14)  

   messageicon there a deadbeat son-in-law of all bombs somewhere complaining about his mother-in-law of all bombs?
←Rate | 04-13-2017 17:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just dropped a MOABM .. mother of all bowel movements
←Rate | 04-13-2017 15:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon OKAY honey don't freak out someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn't do the dishes.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 11:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you think Mike Pence referring to his wife as mother is disturbing, just wait until you hear what Trump calls Ivanka behind closed doors.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Mr. President. Mother Nature called. She wants her protection back.
←Rate | 03-29-2017 11:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump's approval rating has dropped to 37%. Norman Bates scored higher with his mother.
←Rate | 03-21-2017 15:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Should men care about women's rights? Before you answer, remember four important women in your life. Sister...Wife...Daughter...Mother...
←Rate | 03-06-2017 09:25 Comments (2)  

   messageicon In light of recent news regarding 'A day without a woman' men everywhere a grateful just to have peace & quiet from a nagging mother-in-law
←Rate | 02-18-2017 22:28 by Snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon We had joy we had fun, specially in your mother's cun....
←Rate | 12-19-2016 12:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Named my daughter after my mother in law. In fact, Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 tomorrow
←Rate | 12-06-2016 19:34 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here's a story,of a LOVELY lady
 who was bringing up three very LOVELY girls
all of them had hair of gold, like their mother.
the youngest one in curls. RIP CAROL BRADY
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:07 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon If this rotting pumpkin of a man said or did any of this to your wife, mother, daughter you'd do all you could to stop him, right? #Vote
←Rate | 11-01-2016 13:16 Comments (1)  

   messageicon A couple kisses and gropes in public and nobody bats an eye but let a mother breastfeed in public and all hell breaks loose. How did we get to this as a society?
←Rate | 10-02-2016 06:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon .... Hillary reminded me of my condescending Mother in-law and Trump reminded me of my Grumpy Uncle
←Rate | 09-27-2016 12:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump Jr should not make fun of Skittles and Syrian refugees -- his mother is an immigrant and his father is an orange Skittle.
←Rate | 09-21-2016 04:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mother Teresa has been canonized. She's no longer Catholic fan fiction.
←Rate | 09-05-2016 16:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pope declares Mother Teresa a saint. Kanye West sues the Catholic Church for copyright infringement.
←Rate | 09-05-2016 16:10 Comments (0)  

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