love Funny Status Messages

   Know what I love about my dogs? I can lock 'em in the trunk of my car for an hour, and when I open it, they're excited to see me. Can't do that with a wife...

   the only time love comes before sex is in the dictionary.

   I love a Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

   I love the Macys Thanksgiving day parade. Where you can watch your favorite stars lipsync to their hit songs!

   Gotta love sharing a bathroom with elderly family after Thanksgiving Dinner...I feel like Andy Dufrain crawling thru those 200 hundred yards of pipe for freedom....

   share love not herpes

   Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop

   Dont you just love X-mas time. Its the only legal stalking month. You know what I mean.. Someone pops out of the mall..you follow them and a nice slow stalking speed..Waiting ..Then you know its time to attack..Got the parking stall. Mission accomplished!

   I love cooking with wine. Sometimes,i'll even put it in my food.

   would love to own a maternity store. He would call it "Come Inside"

   Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.

   Love is a matter of chemistry,sex is a matter of physics.

   Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing.

   I have found that if you love life... life will love you back

   Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

   thinks Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

   Restraining orders: Just another way to say I LOVE YOUUU...

   Dear Santa, Define Good. Love X

   if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays

   says, I love work. I can sit and watch it all day.