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   messageicon You know your ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:18 by Destiiny Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yeah, yeah. It's Hump Day, but get off my leg, please. I don't like you that much.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 08:40 by Linda Comments (0)  

   messageicon I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 10:46 by Momofthewildthings Comments (1)  

   messageicon Attention jobless people on Facebook....You are no longer allowed to mention "Hump Day", "TGIF" or "Can't wait for the weekend!" or anything else that implies you have to work then have days off to relax.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 17:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks we should all deal with things like dogs: if you can't eat it, sniff it, or hump it, then piss on it and walk away!!
←Rate | 07-23-2011 06:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds.
←Rate | 08-08-2011 16:21 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet. But only for about 30 seconds.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 11:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon its hump day and I wanna be on top
←Rate | 09-14-2011 09:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yesterday was hump day and I totally forgot to hump someone. If you let me hump you today I may give you some money. Don't worry, it's not prostitution unless I finish
←Rate | 09-15-2011 15:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We need to stop calling Wednesday "Hump Day." Anyone with children knows that humping doesn't happen on school nights.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 13:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Didn't Get Humped Today...Calling Bullsh!t, On Hump Day.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 07:57 by Jay Bee Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hump Day" is a crock! I haven't been laid on a Wednesday since 2007!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 14:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon regretting his decision to celebrate hump day by getting a camel tattooed on his big toe!
←Rate | 11-23-2011 18:40 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas comes quicker than a teenager during his first dry hump.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 11:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spike the football, hang on the goal post, hump the wind, do the funky chicken, get in ur opponents face & gloat but for God's sake don't pray on a football field, that;s inappropriate. I say do ur thang Tebow. Maybe the Colts need to do a little Tebowing
←Rate | 12-12-2011 19:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, you're running out of time to hump your way to some excellent Christmas presents from that guy you're sort of seeing right now.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 12:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon ....... ATTENTION ..... Today is the LAST hump day in 2011 ....... there will never ever .... for all eternity ..... be another hump day in 2011 ....... so get out there and get as much humping in today as possible ............. that is all .... you may n
←Rate | 12-28-2011 14:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You gotta hump a few clunkers before you can fondle a ferrari.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 04:58 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day This Sincerely, Those of us who work Saturdays
←Rate | 02-01-2012 09:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone was touching and kissing the trophy. I was just waiting for someone to hump the damn thing.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:27 Comments (0)  

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