Exercise Funny Status Messages

   When your body is sore, Exercise your mind.

   I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I had any I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

   I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

   It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

   Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.

   i am in no shape to exercise

   Exercise your suck muscle ladies, it's Friday Night!

   Okay ladies, exercise your suck muscle ladies, it's Friday Night!

   Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left now turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

   I want to go to prison....I hear the exercise program there is AWESOME!!!

   Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

   omg I just found out I'm allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!

   Everyone's always competing for the best weight loss plan, I got it right here: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat. #legit

   Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better

   if swimming is great exercise, explain whales to me?

   Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

   I don't like exercise so I'm not going to walk a mile in your shoes....I'll judge you standing right here!!!!!

   I always feel tricked into exercise when I peel an orange.

   Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

   I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.