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   messageicon Throughout all this freezin weather and snow we have been gettin,all my mrs has done is stare through the window.....i guess if it gets any worse I'm gonna have to let her in !!!
←Rate | 12-04-2010 02:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 10:33 by Michael Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're always told to “Wear something bright at night” on the TV and in magazines. Last night when I went to the shop, I wore a white hat, white coat and white trousers – I got hit by a f-kin snow plough!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:35 Comments (5)  

   messageicon The weather is such a slut, when its hot out it makes everyone take there cloths off, the wind is always blowing people, the rain make everybody wet, and the snow covers everybody in white stuff.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 22:42 by will i am Comments (0)  

   messageicon Charging through the snow on a V8 wonder sled, crashing into trees cos I'm off my head! Been smokin santas pipe, a dozen beers or more,lm headin 2 to the red light zone to get myself a whore! Oh. . . . Jingle bells, jingle bells santas smokin weed,
←Rate | 11-29-2010 16:20 by energy positive Comments (0)  

   messageicon Im tired.Ive just finished painting all the rocks in my garden white...Just in case my neighbour wants a snow ball fight later this week.
←Rate | 11-27-2010 14:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors
←Rate | 11-19-2010 19:31 Comments (4)  

   messageicon if Winter was alive, I would hunt it down and kill it..."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon A grown man making snow angels in the yard shouldn't be so strange...dressed in a clown suit playing the bagpipes sure as hell made it weird.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon winter is nearly here and our native birds will soon be finding food scarce. please go to your local pet shop and buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winters morning then a pair of tits around your nut sack.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 07:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering where the white goes when the snow melts.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 01:02 by rick stoesz Comments (0)  

   messageicon converted my dishwasher into a snowblower: bought the wife a new snow shovel for her birthday!
←Rate | 11-04-2010 18:19 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues...
←Rate | 10-31-2010 02:45 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I've heard that the Eskimos have over 80 words to describe snow. Hell, they should get jobs in the Lipstick Color Naming Department at Revlon
←Rate | 10-22-2010 09:59 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ‎"This is what we do in Florida. We wear hoodies and sweat pants when the temperature drops 4 degrees. Get with it or go back to shoveling snow in Canada, jerk."
←Rate | 10-16-2010 15:10 Comments (2)  

   messageicon The first of the Chile miners has came outta the hole, rumors have it, that he seen his shadow....6 more weeks til winter!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How do you find will smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints...
←Rate | 10-07-2010 11:18 by Thrasher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fat Girls are good for two things. Heat in the winter and shade in the summer
←Rate | 09-20-2010 22:25 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:52 by GaryB Comments (0)  

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