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Dear Mr. Kotter, Juan was unable to complete his homework because he had to take me to the Doctor for my lumbago. Signed, Epstein's Mother RIP Robert Hegyes
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01-28-2012 09:30 by CHUCK
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Its a sad day. Signed, Epstein's Mother
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01-27-2012 13:15
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I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me.
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01-21-2012 14:42
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Many of the problems in Rick James's life could have been avoided if he could have taken Superfreak home to mother.
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01-18-2012 10:52 by flinnie
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its been so windy lately, I think mother nature ate some bad Taco Bell.
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01-18-2012 10:30 by L
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Fellas: Make sure you always treat the women in your life with respect and dignity. From your grandmother, mother, sister to your girlfriend or wife, because a woman never forgets how you treat her.
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12-27-2011 02:16
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Freudian slip; Where you say one thing, but mean your mother.
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12-24-2011 14:23 by K-Mac
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Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes.
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12-23-2011 22:37 by BEGO
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Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me.
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12-23-2011 22:36 by BEGO
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A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother
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12-23-2011 15:50
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My wife is taking my kids to go see the nut cracker this weekend. Of course I'm talking about my mother in law not the show.
My mother-in-law is a meteorologist. Well, not a meteorologist, but whatever it is called when you complain about the weather 6 times a day.
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12-09-2011 13:25
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"Knock knock." "Who's there?""Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
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12-03-2011 20:52 by g0re
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My daughter told her mother that a kid in class showed her his peck*r. My wife flipped. My daughter said it reminded her of a peanut, so my wife asked her if it was small. My daughter said, "No, salty."
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11-30-2011 10:23 by MTQ
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Omg I'm so hungry I could eat my ex wife's cooking while sitting at the table with my ex mother in law!
Hello? Mother Nature? Yes I would like to cancel my monthly subscription...Ah, I can't do that before 40 years are up? No I would not like to transfer to the 9 month plan....
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11-24-2011 14:08 by g0re
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Define birthday :-the only day in your life.....when your mother smiled when you cried.
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11-24-2011 08:07
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My mom still hasn't gotten her Mother's Day card, the post office wasn't lying when they sold me the "forever" stamp.
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11-23-2011 18:35
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I remmeber last year at christmas my ex girlfriend was so pissed that I gave her mother a mustache trimmer.
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11-22-2011 21:06
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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER - I was shopping for condoms and she asked if I knew how to use them.
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11-22-2011 14:42
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