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   messageicon The Tide commercials during the Superbowl were not a hit with older folks but the kids are them up
←Rate | 02-05-2018 07:43 by MrSharp Comments (1)  


   messageicon Men at 20 play football, at 40 tennis, at 60 golf. Notice as they get older their balls get smaller.
←Rate | 03-27-2018 23:15 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I watch football holding an X-Box controller just to confuse people.
←Rate | 05-26-2018 14:32 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon If football games begin with a kick-off, why don't hockey games begin with a puck-off?
←Rate | 05-28-2018 06:55 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Yay! Now I can go back to saying the word "Soccer" without some pretentious fan reminding me that it's referred to as "Football" in other parts of the world.
←Rate | 07-15-2018 15:43 Comments (7)  


   messageicon When Jimmy Garoppolo said he watches a lot of film, I thought it was talking about football
←Rate | 07-26-2018 10:01 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dearest Neighbors, Please do NOT call the police, it’s not domestic violence or a wild party. It’s football season, that’s just me screaming at my TV.
←Rate | 09-10-2018 06:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm holding cheerleader try outs for my "Fantasy football team". Full outfits are encourage but not necessary.
←Rate | 09-18-2018 06:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It should be a Thanksgiving tradition that one of the football games be the Patriots vs the Redskins.
←Rate | 11-01-2018 00:35 by Ha.ha Comments (2)  


   messageicon Ask a meteorologist who will win the Superbowl......then go with the other team ;-)
←Rate | 01-27-2019 11:03 by Jsabbage Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be taking a knee at my Superbowl party in protest of white supremacy and police brutality.
←Rate | 02-03-2019 10:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beto is like the guy that gets cut from the High School football team and says now he's going to join the NFL
←Rate | 03-22-2019 10:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rather than crush the spider I started telling it about my fantasy football team and it peacefully left on its own.
←Rate | 08-17-2019 06:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad it's college football season again, now we have an excuse to drink at 9:00 AM on a Saturday.
←Rate | 08-26-2019 14:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We bought an 82 inch TV. Football: awesome Porn: terrifying
←Rate | 10-12-2019 10:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some good tax news for you Michigan trolls. The IRS announced today that you can write off your Michigan Wolverine football season tickets as a total loss.
←Rate | 12-04-2019 10:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do football players wait until the last 5 minutes of the 4th quarter to play with any real intensity?
←Rate | 01-19-2020 21:26 by Clamois Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Superbowl halftime show will go down in history as "The Vag Chronicles."
←Rate | 02-03-2020 06:37 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My TV got hacked at Superbowl halftime. I saw a Puerto Rican Strip Club on Spanish language channel, old crotch grabbin' hussies.
←Rate | 02-04-2020 08:53 by Rockpile Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are throwing a football, a baseball or kicking a soccer ball in a park, you need to be more than six feet apart. If you aren't, you're in big trouble because you really suck at your sport.
←Rate | 04-28-2020 21:02 Comments (0)  




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