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   messageicon Players of the Houston Texans football team took a knee during the national anthem Sunday.!
←Rate | 10-30-2017 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon College football is important but a college education is importanter!
←Rate | 01-02-2018 13:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Tide commercials during the Superbowl were not a hit with older folks but the kids are them up
←Rate | 02-05-2018 07:43 by MrSharp Comments (1)  

   messageicon Men at 20 play football, at 40 tennis, at 60 golf. Notice as they get older their balls get smaller.
←Rate | 03-27-2018 23:15 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I watch football holding an X-Box controller just to confuse people.
←Rate | 05-26-2018 14:32 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon If football games begin with a kick-off, why don't hockey games begin with a puck-off?
←Rate | 05-28-2018 06:55 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Yay! Now I can go back to saying the word "Soccer" without some pretentious fan reminding me that it's referred to as "Football" in other parts of the world.
←Rate | 07-15-2018 15:43 Comments (7)  

   messageicon When Jimmy Garoppolo said he watches a lot of film, I thought it was talking about football
←Rate | 07-26-2018 10:01 by Kado Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dearest Neighbors, Please do NOT call the police, it’s not domestic violence or a wild party. It’s football season, that’s just me screaming at my TV.
←Rate | 09-10-2018 06:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm holding cheerleader try outs for my "Fantasy football team". Full outfits are encourage but not necessary.
←Rate | 09-18-2018 06:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It should be a Thanksgiving tradition that one of the football games be the Patriots vs the Redskins.
←Rate | 11-01-2018 00:35 by Ha.ha Comments (2)  

   messageicon Ask a meteorologist who will win the Superbowl......then go with the other team ;-)
←Rate | 01-27-2019 11:03 by Jsabbage Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'll be taking a knee at my Superbowl party in protest of white supremacy and police brutality.
←Rate | 02-03-2019 10:58 Comments (0)  

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