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   messageicon If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 17:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now I know exactly why Australians have their own version of " Australian rules football" !!!
←Rate | 06-13-2010 17:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon looking for a sports channel that shows the football world cup.,, all is see is soccer match!?
←Rate | 06-12-2010 16:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know who's going to take the title between the Celtics & Lakers......Football season that's who.
←Rate | 06-08-2010 18:00 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon DA HELL DOES FOOTBALL season start!!!
←Rate | 06-06-2010 22:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon my drinking team has a football problem
←Rate | 06-01-2010 22:38 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tap, tap, tap, this thing on?. If it is all the same to you guys, can we skip right past Baseball season and move right on up to Football? Just a thought...
←Rate | 05-26-2010 15:13 by MemeAGrapes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Waiting 4 the day when 1 of the tri-nations lands(new zealand,australia and south africa)figures out how 2 play american football.then we'll own that sh!t 2.just as we did with england and their rugby lmao.
←Rate | 05-25-2010 16:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
←Rate | 05-23-2010 00:14 by drew Comments (0)  

   messageicon watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
←Rate | 05-04-2010 00:08 by paulb808 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Washington Redskins: Where pro football players go to let there career die.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 15:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public :-)
←Rate | 04-19-2010 14:55 by Sumeet Chandok- Facebook Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if the city of Pittsburgh is proud that Ben Roethlisberger has the same number of superbowl wins as he does rape accusations?!
←Rate | 03-11-2010 19:12 by Curtis K Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that marriage should be like football; you must show up fully committed and prepared and score every opportunity you get!
←Rate | 03-03-2010 02:17 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There should be one trained bear on each side for special teams plays in football
←Rate | 02-23-2010 17:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw a U.F.O at a football game the other night. It was just hangin there! And then it sent me a message,in big bright shiny letters. It told me I was gonna have a good year.
←Rate | 02-16-2010 15:20 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Football, I miss you already. Maybe we could get together sometime soon - just the two of us. Please don't keep me waiting until August. I love you
←Rate | 02-11-2010 23:09 by DOC Comments (0)  

   messageicon playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 19:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon not saying that "The Who" are old, but half of the people watching the superbowl last night were wondering "Who are those guys playing the CSI theme song?"
←Rate | 02-08-2010 18:29 by dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon supports the elderly by watching the Superbowl Halftime show.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 11:36 by markf Comments (0)  

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