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   messageicon What gets longer when pulled, fits between a women's boobs, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?...A SEAT BELT
←Rate | 05-26-2011 16:16 by Steven Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im like cocaine: I'm white, highly addictive and ladies usually leave the bathroom with me on their face..
←Rate | 01-27-2011 20:00 by Steven Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I was wondering. If I paid to go watch a football game and suddenly in the middle of the game all the christian players get raptured up into heaven, do I get a refund???
←Rate | 10-16-2010 17:25 by Steven Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was in the public rest room - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"... Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?"... Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?"
←Rate | 08-20-2011 10:08 by Steven Comments (0)  


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