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The phone rang & I tried to answer the stapler..Yup its friday..chug chug
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02-24-2012 15:35
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its friday I smell vodka
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02-24-2012 12:10
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Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.
Can you smell that? That's fresh-brewed coffee mixed with Friday...delicious!
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02-17-2012 09:28 by Maureen
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The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.
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02-17-2012 06:27 by Mickey
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I hope the one night stand was worth the free trip to TGI Friday's and the box of Whitman's Chocolates.
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02-15-2012 11:46 by Judge Coe
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February 15th. The Black Friday for Chocoholics.
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02-15-2012 06:26 by Mickey
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Happy Friday dance (((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em
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02-03-2012 13:07 by fadolo
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Well, this is my favorite time of year! Coming up this weekend...on Friday and Saturday before super bowl, they will have the BEST free samples at Costco.
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01-31-2012 14:17 by Sluggo
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Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it's only Tuesday.
Worked out for an hour. Ate two brownies. Somehow I am able to justify this because its Friday...
In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.
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01-13-2012 13:27
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Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!
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01-13-2012 12:47 by Gary
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Friday the 13th, eh? I bet there's a lot of killer parties going on tonight!
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01-13-2012 10:50 by Gza
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12/21/12 falls on a Friday. Looks like the world's had enough of Rebecca Black.
1-2 Freddy's coming for you... opps wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs!!! ;)
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01-13-2012 08:53 by Danimal
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This Friday the 13th instead of Jason popping out of nowhere to kill us, Jennifer Hudson will sing about how much weight shes lost until we commit suicide.
I wonder what Rebecca Black thinks of Samoa skipping out on Friday?.......
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12-30-2011 04:07 by sully
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I picked up this chick last Friday night. I'm not saying she's fat or anything, but when I pulled her panties down to her knees, her a$$ was still in them. :(
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12-28-2011 19:19
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monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!
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12-17-2011 02:48 by L
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