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   messageicon Ok......I don't think this Black Friday thing is working. I'm still white?
←Rate | 11-23-2012 19:48 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday = Broke Saturday
←Rate | 11-23-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So...if yesterday was Black Friday, and today is Broke Saturday, then tomorrow must be Return everything Sunday?
←Rate | 11-24-2012 08:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come today is Monday when yesterday was only Friday??
←Rate | 12-03-2012 06:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...
←Rate | 12-03-2012 22:46 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every Thursday night I go out, forgetting about last Friday morning.
←Rate | 12-06-2012 20:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Economists are predicting that "black Friday" sales figures will pale in comparison to "the Mayans were wrong Saturday " sales figures...
←Rate | 12-10-2012 14:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - Friday.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 10:09 by T-Dubb Comments (0)  


   messageicon To trumpet players died this past weekend......Guessing God is assembling the Trumpets for Rapture this Friday.....
←Rate | 12-18-2012 00:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ''Live this friday like it was your last.'' - The Mayans
←Rate | 12-19-2012 01:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I had the remote for the tornado sirens that could make friday a little more interesting around here
←Rate | 12-20-2012 00:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the world ends tomorrow, I hope it is after 5:00 pm, because I won't get paid for the holiday if I don't work Friday.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 04:54 by BOB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well unfortunately this year again, I didnt get to buy any kid's gift on Black Friday. So I'm getting them the usual Xmas present. A big pack of batteries and attach a card to it that says "Toys not Included"..... It's the thought that counts right?
←Rate | 12-23-2012 04:02 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus went to a dinner party on thursday, he woke up crucified on friday and he resurrected on sunday. Sounds a lot like my weekends.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 01:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who do atheists thank for Friday?
←Rate | 01-11-2013 13:17 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm gonna wear dockers with my Hawaiian shirt to work this Friday
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and becomes immortal. Is it Commando Friday yet?
←Rate | 01-17-2013 08:26 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon FRIDAY......My second favorite F word
←Rate | 01-17-2013 14:01 by @zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon its Friday so you know what that means. I'm busy memorizing my spontaneous, sassy banter I'll use at the bar tonight!!
←Rate | 01-18-2013 09:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't mean to brag, but after 30 years of marriage, my wife and I still have sex almost every night. We almost had it Friday night, almost Saturday, almost… ツ
←Rate | 01-21-2013 14:04 by Goober Peas Comments (0)  




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