love Funny Status Messages

   Honk if you love peace and quiet.

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem... In history: A war... In chemistry: A reaction... In art: A heart...In me: You...

   They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We'll see.

   I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up... cause, you know... I'm still looking for ideas.

   I love how bouillon cubes come in bright shiney yellow (chicken flavored) and red (Beef flavored) packages, I am set for halloween trickery.

   To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful

   Love how you keep me warm and make me feel safe. Never a scornfull word or negative comment. Always pick me up when I am feeling down. You smell good all the time and are steaming with pleasure.......Coffee, I think I love you........

   It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

   Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

   Dear Me, You are the sexiest thing to walk this Earth! Love, Me

   love can conquer anything, no matter how bad it gets it can always be forgiven by agreeing to put it behind you and getting on with being happy together.

   ALL UR LIES you SAID, ' I love U' WAS MY FAVOURITE

   Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath

   gotta love it when 75% of commercials are political ads. I find it odd that I'm actually looking forward to when commercials are 100% commercials again.

   Being a TV writer for CSI: Miami would be the best. You would never get rejected. "Your script is over-the-top and and makes no sense. We love it!"

   My 80 year old grandma is just learning how to text. She thinks LOL means "Lots of love". She sent a text saying, "Your aunt Martha passed away this morning... LOL"

   I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

   Do what you love, and the money will follow, unless what you love is Facebook.

   says If two morons fall in love I could care less, but for the love of God please DON'T reproduce and make more of you. There are enough idiots in this world without you making more.

   Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.