love Funny Status Messages

   "I'd LOVE to lick your mackerel but I CAN'T! Michael Douglas says it'll give me throat cancer!"

   Love is when you look into someone's heart and find everything you need.

   If you love cats adopt one. If you hate cats support the Chinese cuisine.

   If we're side by side in bed and I can't keep my eyes off you, it means I'm really in love, or I'm gonna' slit your throat while you sleep.

   Gotta love AC with this heat, but damn it's colder than a witches ( . ) in here...

   I love living in a small town where everyone is so friendly, unless you are from a differnt town or have a differing opinion

   Can I borrow that quarter? Because my mom told me to call home when I fell in love.

   Treat em like ladies - love em like lesbians!

   ofcourse I love women and have an undying respect fo 'em. , .they rate way up on my priority list . . right after measles,chicken pox and broken legs

   I love Fig Newtons. Yes, You might say i'm a "FIGGIT".

   Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥

   Fellas; Don't just rush to hit it. Take time to know her, then you'll know how to love her emotionally and physically.

   I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws

   Gotta love Facebook... I haven't had this much fun writing on walls since I was 6.

   When someone you love walks away, they take your entire world with them.

   look down, back up, where are you. You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me, I have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love, look again, the tickets are now diamonds

   Justin Bieber fathering a love child is hard to believe. Justin Bieber having a love child, now that I can believe.

   If she's in love with Justin Beiner, she's too young for you bro!

   Love is never wrong...Especially when that love is between two young carefree ladies who have wandering hands and a deep curiosity for experimentation...Yea that's some real love :)

   A Guy gives a girl 12 roses, 11 real, 1 fake, and tells her "I will love you until the last rose dies<3