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   messageicon i rather watch grass grow in winter then watch farewell. Bye obama
←Rate | 01-10-2017 21:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WINTER DRIVING TIP: Wait until your vechicle has slipped off the road instead of Texting while driving.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 21:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife wants me to go outside to put away the picnic table and umbrella away for the winter. How can she expect me to reach these things from the couch?...it's impossible. She just does not understand.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 09:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!
←Rate | 02-16-2014 21:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014
←Rate | 02-21-2014 23:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If curling is a sport in the Winter Olympics, how come shuffleboard is not a sport in the Summer Olympics?
←Rate | 02-16-2010 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...its -4 out and snow is on it's way tomorrow...so much for this global warming they talk about...although they'll probably blame the cold on the hole in the ozone layer or cow farts...
←Rate | 01-04-2010 14:50 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon introducing the latest game from Zynga.....SNOWVILLE..... make coins as Mr. Plow.....purchase snow shovels and snow throwers to do jobs...do "special jobs" clearing driveways for the elderly couple down the street as you ask friends for help.... and be ca
←Rate | 02-01-2011 11:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to triple dog dare someone to lick a flagpole this winter.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......
←Rate | 01-11-2011 14:07 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its almost the time of year when I don't have to worry about leaving footprints in the snow when I'm looking through your window at night.
←Rate | 03-27-2011 10:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 11:35 by jgmitts Comments (1)  


   messageicon wonders why we worry about 12 inches of snow when we are all at least 5 feet tall or so..we'll be ok
←Rate | 02-09-2010 21:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon yes winter is here .....let the relationships begin!!!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 15:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Miami: We had a great winter season lastnight, can't wait 'til next year.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 06:05 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Winter was alive, I would hunt it down and kill it..."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon There has been so much snow in Mass. that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo
←Rate | 02-24-2015 00:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter is supposed to leave tomorrow, so he showed up early this morning, threw sh*t around, made me feel cold and desolate, and left his money shot all over my car. He must be related to my ex.
←Rate | 03-19-2010 18:29 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Free, 5 foot of snow....you pick up and haul (from my drive) First 10 people get a free glass of ice water with it.....limited supply so hurry fast.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 07:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to Nostradamus Prophecies, Politicians can resist a Nuclear Winter, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a direct Meteor Impact, the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormons. But not a Sequester!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 13:56 by David Comments (0)  


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