snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?

   No one wants to hear a guy say 'they're getting 8" tonight', hence the reason all weather reporters should be female, cuz who doesn't like to hear a woman talk dirty like that, even if it's about snow?

   You expect kids to behave when tarzan lives half naked, cinderella comes home midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is king of thieves, Batman drives at 200mph, sleeping Beauty is lazy & snow white lives with 7 guys?

   found out the reason for our mild Winter....Someone removed the duct tape from Al Gores "pie hole!"

   I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.

   Ah yes, the first real snow storm of the year... where 1/4 of drivers simultaneously gain an amazing ability to jam their heads up someplace uncomfortable.

   I froze my balls off this morning. It is so cold I am not even going to go find them. They can stay there until the snow melts.

   You heard about the snowstorm in Georgia. A snowstorm in Atlanta resulted in a 10-hour traffic jam. To which people in Los Angeles responded, "You guys need snow for that?

   For Sale: Lots of snow, you Haul!!!

   Groundhog just slid a note under the door that read 6 more months winter. Don't worry I've got my shotgun and I'm asking him again.

   You know the chilli you had last night was good, when you have to wipe your a$$ with a snow cone!!!

   Today is the last day of fall. Raking leaves through this snow was a real pain today.

   Cleaning the house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.

   getting tired of waiting for Snow to follow up Informer

   I guess there won't be mens figure skating at the winter olympics...

   A terrible waitress asked me for a tip last night.... I said don't make snow angels at dog parks.......

   I think my neighbors are starting to get somewhat jaded.. No one even questioned me making snow angels. Tomorrow I'm doing it in a clown suit while playing the bag pipes.

   Well.... If this snow fall is the weathermans idea of 7 inches- I bet his wife is a very disappointed woman................

   I think I'll build me a snowman and dress him up as a security guard, leave him out front to guard that snow bank.

   Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues...