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   messageicon ...its -4 out and snow is on it's way tomorrow...so much for this global warming they talk about...although they'll probably blame the cold on the hole in the ozone layer or cow farts...
←Rate | 01-04-2010 14:50 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its almost the time of year when I don't have to worry about leaving footprints in the snow when I'm looking through your window at night.
←Rate | 03-27-2011 10:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 11:35 by jgmitts Comments (1)  


   messageicon wonders why we worry about 12 inches of snow when we are all at least 5 feet tall or so..we'll be ok
←Rate | 02-09-2010 21:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon yes winter is here .....let the relationships begin!!!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 15:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Miami: We had a great winter season lastnight, can't wait 'til next year.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 06:05 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Winter was alive, I would hunt it down and kill it..."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon There has been so much snow in Mass. that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo
←Rate | 02-24-2015 00:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter is supposed to leave tomorrow, so he showed up early this morning, threw sh*t around, made me feel cold and desolate, and left his money shot all over my car. He must be related to my ex.
←Rate | 03-19-2010 18:29 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Free, 5 foot of snow....you pick up and haul (from my drive) First 10 people get a free glass of ice water with it.....limited supply so hurry fast.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 07:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to Nostradamus Prophecies, Politicians can resist a Nuclear Winter, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a direct Meteor Impact, the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormons. But not a Sequester!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 13:56 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright Winter, we get your point. You're a force of nature okay? I'll quit mocking you when I'm talking to the other seasons
←Rate | 03-18-2013 18:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon UGGS, The winter equivalent of Crocks. You approach me with Uggs, I'll assume you're a mental patient.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 14:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.
←Rate | 10-28-2014 08:02 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Haha Good one snow.... Good one" *pulls snow aside and whispers* "Seriously dude, knock it off, you're ruining my life"
←Rate | 03-05-2015 10:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:41 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gained so much Winter weight, I had to go buy a pregnancy test just to be sure
←Rate | 03-21-2016 11:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I worry about ridiculous things. You know, how does a guy who drives a snow plough get to work in the morning? That can keep me awake for days.
←Rate | 05-08-2016 06:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cryogenics is nothing new. My landlord has been freezing our bodies every winter for years.
←Rate | 05-13-2016 05:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Either Mother Nature had one of the best pranks in history for April Fools by saying that we were getting 7 inches of snow today or our weather men are just plain retarded! Either way....well played!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 13:28 by Massena43 Comments (0)  



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