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   messageicon ...its -4 out and snow is on it's way much for this global warming they talk about...although they'll probably blame the cold on the hole in the ozone layer or cow farts...
←Rate | 01-04-2010 14:50 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its almost the time of year when I don't have to worry about leaving footprints in the snow when I'm looking through your window at night.
←Rate | 03-27-2011 10:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 11:35 by jgmitts Comments (1)  

   messageicon wonders why we worry about 12 inches of snow when we are all at least 5 feet tall or so..we'll be ok
←Rate | 02-09-2010 21:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon yes winter is here .....let the relationships begin!!!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 15:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In Miami: We had a great winter season lastnight, can't wait 'til next year.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 06:05 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon if Winter was alive, I would hunt it down and kill it..."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon There has been so much snow in Mass. that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo
←Rate | 02-24-2015 00:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter is supposed to leave tomorrow, so he showed up early this morning, threw sh*t around, made me feel cold and desolate, and left his money shot all over my car. He must be related to my ex.
←Rate | 03-19-2010 18:29 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon For Free, 5 foot of pick up and haul (from my drive) First 10 people get a free glass of ice water with supply so hurry fast.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 07:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon According to Nostradamus Prophecies, Politicians can resist a Nuclear Winter, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a direct Meteor Impact, the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormons. But not a Sequester!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 13:56 by David Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alright Winter, we get your point. You're a force of nature okay? I'll quit mocking you when I'm talking to the other seasons
←Rate | 03-18-2013 18:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon UGGS, The winter equivalent of Crocks. You approach me with Uggs, I'll assume you're a mental patient.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 14:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.
←Rate | 10-28-2014 08:02 by Michael Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Haha Good one snow.... Good one" *pulls snow aside and whispers* "Seriously dude, knock it off, you're ruining my life"
←Rate | 03-05-2015 10:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:41 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon I gained so much Winter weight, I had to go buy a pregnancy test just to be sure
←Rate | 03-21-2016 11:52 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I worry about ridiculous things. You know, how does a guy who drives a snow plough get to work in the morning? That can keep me awake for days.
←Rate | 05-08-2016 06:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cryogenics is nothing new. My landlord has been freezing our bodies every winter for years.
←Rate | 05-13-2016 05:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Either Mother Nature had one of the best pranks in history for April Fools by saying that we were getting 7 inches of snow today or our weather men are just plain retarded! Either way....well played!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 13:28 by Massena43 Comments (0)  

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