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X Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues...
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←Rate | 10-31-2010 02:45 | Tags: Approved

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Kmk
Sunday October 31, 2010 @ 09:20 AM

I bet I know more than you about football and I would give you a bj for every time my team gets a TD (if I.liked you)

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