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   messageicon I hate it when I take the time to peek in your window on a winter's night and you don't have the decency to look sexy. Its frickin' cold out here damn it!!
←Rate | 12-30-2011 17:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter trees at sunset have the look of a lonely old man realizing there will be no visitors today.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 17:29 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pu**y is like snow. It's fun to play with, you never know when it's gonna come & only some of it is clean enough to eat..
←Rate | 12-28-2011 17:44 by fadolo Comments (1)  

   messageicon Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cleaning the house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 11:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I went to google and type in "let it snow" and snow started falling. So I typed "let it rain" and the strippers started falling to the floor.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 19:39 by jitneyman Comments (0)  

   messageicon go search google for let it snow. very cool effect.
←Rate | 12-17-2011 22:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How's your Pagan/christian-Inspired, Secular Winter, Gift-giving, Observance Day shopping going?
←Rate | 12-08-2011 08:37 by Jerbear Comments (0)  

   messageicon Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Hous
←Rate | 12-07-2011 03:52 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Relationships are a winter sport..
←Rate | 11-28-2011 15:00 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife wants me to go outside to put away the picnic table and umbrella away for the winter. How can she expect me to reach these things from the couch?'s impossible. She just does not understand.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 09:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon not sure what is going on today but I think I released enough "natural gas" to supply my furnace for the winter...
←Rate | 11-20-2011 22:15 by dave INDY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow White's heroin addiction.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 12:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat
←Rate | 11-14-2011 22:34 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why I love winter: 1. Christmas morning with my kids 2. Snow 3. My wife keeps her clothes on during sex. 4. Liquor in my car stays cold
←Rate | 11-13-2011 23:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kim will have to go Kardashian through the snow on a one Whores open sleigh alone this Christmas.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 21:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I think about snow, it's a lot like thinking about sex. I want to ride it, bask in its glory, & go down on it.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 10:17 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wow...Im sittin at work watchin the snow fall... Its friggin October! Mother Nature must of finally hit menopause.. That fridgid b!tch made it snow!! Bring fall back!!!
←Rate | 10-27-2011 19:42 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon yes winter is here .....let the relationships begin!!!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 15:28 Comments (0)  

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