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Getting gas. I noticed the person before me on pump 3 bought $1 worth. Where the hell were they going? To pump 4?
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04-15-2019 11:10
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In 1969 you could buy a gun from a catalog. No background check or ID. No mass shootings. So what happened.
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08-07-2019 21:44
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I'd just like to congratulate the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table! They're basically everywhere now!
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11-06-2018 04:46 by
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If you’re happy and you know it... wash your hands.
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03-04-2020 08:27
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I went to my doctor and asked him who his doctor was, then I switched doctors .
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06-09-2020 04:44
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Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word
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12-05-2019 14:15
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I don’t know who’s worse, the people who sign their cats’ names on Christmas cards, or the cats who refuse to sign.
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12-05-2019 11:22
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And suddenly the neighbors who left their Christmas lights up all year seem like geniuses.
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12-04-2019 12:21
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Facebook needs a notification like: “Karen took your Facebook post personally. Would you like to unfriend her?”
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12-25-2019 14:31 by
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The Amish powerball is up to 200 chickens & a goat.
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01-07-2020 12:17
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Just caught my pecker in my zipper.. no more zip up boots for me.
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02-27-2020 14:08
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Due to panic buying Walmart has open register #3
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03-11-2020 20:46 by
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Whelp, it looks like another day we're not going to cure the coronavirus with our Facebook posts.
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03-13-2020 20:34
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I started homeschooling today. So far two students are suspended and the teacher was fired for drinking on the job...
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03-18-2020 09:32 by
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You know, if you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
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03-27-2020 09:47
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I’ve noticed many people are much more attractive wearing a mask.
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05-15-2020 09:46
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Well… This is one way to get Mexico to build that wall
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06-02-2020 09:36 by
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Cheesecake Factory to start reopening restaurants but they will only have a limited 413-page menu.
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06-05-2020 08:30
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Are all the non essential oils out of work now?.
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06-09-2020 08:21
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Sometimes I think I need to be in a mental institution, then I look around and think that maybe I already am.
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11-29-2018 10:18
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