love Funny Status Messages

   If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players ?

   I love listening to my neighbor talk about his four year degree and when he's done I say...can you supersize that, then drive up to the pick up window.

   Love is like a glass door… Sometimes you don't see it and it smacks you right in the face.

   Don't you just hate those skinny ass Barbie type girls that always says "I'm fat"!! I would love to go "not now but keep actin' like your actin' and you will be after those 7 kids you're gonna have" Anyone else feel this way??

   e-harmony proves that even people who wear shorts, dress socks and sandals CAN find true love.

   don't pee on me and tell me it's raining... pee on me and tell me you love me.

   I love hearing rumors because they tell me things about myself I didn't know before.

   If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.

   Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

   Gotta love the commercials for medications. The side effects of the meds are usually worse than the symptoms. For example, I have an itchy leg. "try dexalog: symptoms may include: hair loss, weight gain, growing an extra head, skin to disintegrate..."

   i love watching commercials for medicatications. the symptoms are usually worse the the side effects of the meds. for example I have an itchy leg. "try dexalog: symptoms might involve: growing an extra head out of your, neck, skin to decintergrate, loss o

   Smoking, drinking and you...two things I love.

   Where you find true friendship, You find true love.

   You've just gotta love that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

   People eat at Mcdonalds because they either.(A) love it but don't know how bad it is for you (B) Love it but they don't care that it's bad for you (C).Don't really like it but eat it because they desperatly need to clean out thier colon.

   there is a thin line between love and hate....and I'd like to pick up that line and strangle you with it.......

   I once asked my Dad if it was ok to love a midget, he said son- It just depends if you're nuts over her.

   Love: Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing

   love is a social disease.

   You know that song by Bruno Mars called "Just the Way You Are"? Did you know if you changed that lyric to "Just Get In My Car" it changes from a love song to a really scary stalker song??