love Funny Status Messages

   I was washing my gum and my wife almost put cloths in with my gum !!!!!!! she almost ruined a whole pack !!!!! .........Gonna let it slide cause I love her

   i love updating my status while dri

   Love is when two intelligent minds come together and become dumb.

   Im the kinda human wreckage that you love

   A life without love is like a year without summer.

   My sons love dressing up as Wardens and playing prison, their Grandma was shocked when she found out I had built them a miniature electric chair for Christmas....

   I fell in love with a female electrician. …She was a real live wire and I took her ohm with me.

   Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for You!

   When people tell other couples that they aren't in love, makes me laugh. love is a word you define yourself, don't let a dictionary definition express the way you feel - Brandon Markovich

   I love bourbon and bourbon loves me. It's the most functional relationship I ever had in my life.

   There's always somebody else out there that will love you, but not if you're ugly.

   Whenever I watch TV and see those poor, starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

   If you love God you are deeply religious, If you love Islam, you are a radical.

   "Ok, so we're both illiterate. I can't spell love and you can't read it."

   I love when I post a status and someone copy's and pastes its and I get 4 thousand likes and they get two.

   My love for bacon is kinda like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in ツ

   The only person you should believe when they tell you they love you is your dog and weed.

   The slower the kiss, the easier for love to slip through.

   Hate Mondays.Annoy Tuesday.Ignore Wednesday.Smile Thursday.Love Friday.Enjoy Saturday.Damn Sunday!

   Put your crash helmet on love, because you're going through the headboard.