trump Funny Status Messages

   Dear Trump supporters, I don't know what century you guys live in, but all my clocks change themselves.

   On the next Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump picks his White House Cabinet.

   Always look both ways before crossing a Trump supporter.

   I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits, that's why I am voting for Trump.

   Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.

   Let's face it folks. Time for a real "CHANGE" Voting for trump is a no brainer. Don't you think he'll have the right people in place as President. Like Earl Pitts says, "WAKE UP AMERICA"

   Ivanka Trump is writing a new book called "Women Who Work: Rewriting The Rules Of Success." Rule number 1 is having a wealthy, powerful father.

   Hillary told Donald Trump to delete his Twitter account. Funny, she wants him to treat it like her govt emails

   If the first thing Trump says after he wins the election isn't " You're Fired!" I will be highly disappointed

   I picture Trump as president constantly logging into the White House twitter account and retweeting all the tweets from his account.

   Sweet!!! I just found a Trump University degree inside a box of Cracker Jack.

   Trump University's Most Popular Majors: 1) Lying. 2) Cheating. 3) Stealing.

   If you're happy and you know it, please keep your mouth shut as no one wants to hear from a Trump supporter.

   BREAKING: Donald Trump fires Corey Lewandowski as campaign manager, plans on replacing him with Gary Busey.

   "Trump University is my first choice and University of Phoenix is my safety school." --A scholastically challenged person in 2007

   Just say Donald Trump's 2015 tax return. He made $38,000 in salary and extra $2 billion in pre-taxed "tips".

   Donald Trump has great respect for women in general, according to his new publicist Mrs. Doubtfire.

   Donald Trump's spokesperson, Katrina Pierson, is now comparing him to Walt Disney and Henry Ford. Two of the most famous Nazi sympathizers.

   All I am saying is if Donald Trump was really a friend of the Gay people, one of them would have fixed his wig and makeup by now.

   "Scots love me and I love those haggis smelling weirdos who wear those little girlie skirts!" -Trump, eventually, during his Scotland trip.