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   messageicon Two things: 1) Where have you been all my life? 2) Can you please go back there?
←Rate | 05-06-2016 10:54 by Kman68 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yawning is just a silent scream for coffee
←Rate | 05-06-2016 10:53 by Kman68 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding, I'm on my third donut
←Rate | 05-06-2016 10:56 by Kman68 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can
←Rate | 05-06-2016 10:58 by Kman68 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People make fun of Gary Johnson for not knowing what Aleppo is...meanwhile they support a family that doesn't know the meaning of "classified" and the word "is"
←Rate | 09-12-2016 14:13 by Kman68 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drinking decaf coffee is like watching porn with no hands
←Rate | 05-06-2016 11:02 by Kman68 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary told Donald Trump to delete his Twitter account. Funny, she wants him to treat it like her govt emails
←Rate | 06-10-2016 11:01 by Kman68 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup.
←Rate | 05-06-2016 11:01 by Kman68 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time you need to fart in public, say "Do I smell popcorn" then watch everyone take a deep breath
←Rate | 05-06-2016 11:04 by Kman68 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tampa area man swallowed by sinkhole. Yep....that's where my ex-lives now....go figure...she got another sucker.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 15:38 by kman68 Comments (0)  



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