Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.

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X is the coolest thing since string cheese

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X is having an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted

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X is selling his soul for a bag of skittles

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X is diagonally parked in a parallel universe

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X is totally voting for Pedro

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X is Feeding your dog Chocolate

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X is "happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"

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X is lovin' it

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X was not smarter than a 5th grader :(

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X says "Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."

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X is living vicariously through herself.

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X is pretending to water the fake plants

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X is mad because the government stole my Weapon of Mass Destruction

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X thought he had a good tan... until he took a shower!

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X is in your boyfriends extended network.

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X is LOVING CAPS LOCK

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X figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.

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X is textually active

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X is bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic

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