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I must be the only person that didn't like Avatar. I fell asleep an hour into it. I mean seriously, if I wanted to see a love story I would have rented "The Notebook" then promptly shot myself in the face.
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01-28-2010 13:18
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Love her, Respect her, Surprise her, Never lie, Care about her, Text her first, Keep her happy, and make her feel beautiful
She says I am her one and only love, but she has a whole photo album dedicated to Brad Pitt while my single pic on her page is languishing under wall pictures.
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06-18-2012 03:23
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Love doesn't ask why, it ask "When and where?"
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04-09-2012 03:59
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Some call it love, I call it vodka.
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02-25-2014 14:16
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Quick, someone take one for the team and fall in love with me. Happy Valentine's Day.
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02-14-2016 03:42
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Love fades with time, shape, weight, looks and bank balance.
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01-30-2014 06:27
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"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with a couple police officers, you'll know" that you're an as$-hole.
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03-04-2015 16:15
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Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again.
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08-19-2014 02:12 by Udit
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"We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage."
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02-10-2010 09:58 by savio
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Follow what you Love, Learn what you Live, and eventually you will Live what you Love...
I love taking the grocery store up on their offer to carry my groceries out to my car for me
Real men who care for, cherish and love a woman faithfully, deserve the butthole at least once..
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12-06-2013 06:12
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What's 7 inches long with a purple head and women love it? ... A twenty pound note!
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07-15-2010 15:35
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My Love is Like Hell! My Family is like Heaven, My Friends are the Best, & I'm Completely Drunk!
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01-17-2010 23:11
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You know you are in love with a guy when you think about having sex with him.
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02-17-2012 21:11 by BEGO
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I love my new phone. I can now undate my status while crossing the stre
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01-13-2013 18:42 by MWC
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Your hate for Trump only give him more attention while your love for Bernie is forgotten
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03-14-2016 19:58
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my mum thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your uncle just died. LOL."
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12-11-2010 19:44 by rubin
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Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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10-21-2010 10:18
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