love Funny Status Messages

   Love me like Oprah loves bread!

   A blow job is just like a regular job excpet men love coming to it.

   If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, stalk them.

   This b itch that started the whole "You can't hurry love" bullsh-it obviously gave terrible blow jobs.

   I love you so much I increased your life insurance. Now shut up and lets go camping in the bear-infested woods.

   there is love and friendship then there is declaring love and friendship on Facebook, two totally different worlds that seldom are one.

   Don't hold onto anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love !

   Love,Live,Exist and be loyal. The rest is a piece of cake. You only live once so live your life right

   Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

   My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"?

   Thunder only happens when it's raining..Players only love you when they're playin..

   money is not the root of all evil. The LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil. Big difference.

   A Real Man Shows His Love To His Woman Daily. He Needs No Special Occasions, Holidays Or Her Birthday, He Just Spontaneously Does Things

   ‪#‎bringbackourboys‬ Lets make peace not war. Lets love and not hate. We are all the same. We all have the same inspirations in life. Let's do good for each other and stop the hatred.

   How many BBQ's do I have to get drunk at to prove I love Australia???

   Two antennas meet on a rooftop, fall in love, get married....The wedding wasn't much but the reception was great!

   there's a thin line between love & hate & it's located on marriage certificates rite under the signatures

   If on Father's day you don't post a picture of your dad carrying you as a baby, I'm not sure you really "love" him.

   Love starts with "You are different" & ends with "you are all the same"

   Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or how to minus hate. But it gives us every reason to hope that "every problem has a solution.