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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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06-06-2017 08:25
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to the woman that won the powerball.."What's up baby"...
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08-24-2017 19:26 by
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You know the road is in bad shape when you drive to the grocery store and your fitbit registers 1,000 steps.
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11-08-2017 18:30
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The problem with this country is that too many people say they want Justice when they really want Revenge.
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07-13-2020 07:03
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If you see someone crying, ask if is because of their haircut.
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08-05-2021 05:25
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A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy's laptop
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12-14-2017 05:03
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If you work Security in a Samsung store does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
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08-07-2018 06:43
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No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it.
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09-19-2018 08:47
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If at any point in your life you feel useless, just remember there are people on the BMW assembly lines that install turn signals..”
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07-18-2018 07:24
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The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
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03-24-2018 00:59 by
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Maybe the mattress stores could tell us when they are NOT having a sale
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03-28-2018 22:43
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You can always tell someone's age by watching them get out of a car.
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02-27-2020 11:23
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The year is 2025. The few survivors of the great plague of 2020 roam the irradiated wastelands of the planet, singing Happy Birthday to themselves constantly. Nobody really remembers why.
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03-05-2020 16:09
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In Florida we get "I'm still voting" stickers.
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11-14-2018 13:29
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It’s not unusual to get Tom Jones songs stuck in your head.
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11-24-2018 04:26
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Somebody clearly missed the opportunity of a lifetime when they called the game Mario Kart instead of Mario Speedwagon.
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02-26-2019 11:04 by
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I wish I was a manager at Disneyland. I'd start every meeting by saying "What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"
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08-11-2019 10:51
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A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks ago and it still hurts. I can’t believe it’s not better.
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10-12-2020 14:22
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We all have faults. It's just that mine are better than yours.
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05-05-2017 15:29 by
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I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
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06-24-2017 10:10 by
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