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Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since Friday.
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02-07-2013 08:15
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I don't mean to brag, but after 30 years of marriage, my wife and I still have sex almost every night. We almost had it Friday night, almost Saturday, almost… ツ
its Friday so you know what that means. I'm busy memorizing my spontaneous, sassy banter I'll use at the bar tonight!!
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01-18-2013 09:37
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FRIDAY......My second favorite F word
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and becomes immortal. Is it Commando Friday yet?
I'm gonna wear dockers with my Hawaiian shirt to work this Friday
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01-15-2013 21:58
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Who do atheists thank for Friday?
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01-11-2013 13:17
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Jesus went to a dinner party on thursday, he woke up crucified on friday and he resurrected on sunday. Sounds a lot like my weekends.
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12-28-2012 01:15
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Well unfortunately this year again, I didnt get to buy any kid's gift on Black Friday. So I'm getting them the usual Xmas present. A big pack of batteries and attach a card to it that says "Toys not Included"..... It's the thought that counts right?
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12-23-2012 04:02 by Jitney
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When the world ends tomorrow, I hope it is after 5:00 pm, because I won't get paid for the holiday if I don't work Friday.
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12-20-2012 04:54 by BOB
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I wish I had the remote for the tornado sirens that could make friday a little more interesting around here
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12-20-2012 00:45
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''Live this friday like it was your last.'' - The Mayans
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12-19-2012 01:23
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To trumpet players died this past weekend......Guessing God is assembling the Trumpets for Rapture this Friday.....
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12-18-2012 00:10
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M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - Friday.
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12-14-2012 10:09 by T-Dubb
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Economists are predicting that "black Friday" sales figures will pale in comparison to "the Mayans were wrong Saturday " sales figures...
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12-10-2012 14:07
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Every Thursday night I go out, forgetting about last Friday morning.
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12-06-2012 20:58 by BEGO
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3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...
How come today is Monday when yesterday was only Friday??
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12-03-2012 06:23
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So...if yesterday was Black Friday, and today is Broke Saturday, then tomorrow must be Return everything Sunday?
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11-24-2012 08:19 by sully
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Black Friday = Broke Saturday
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11-23-2012 21:33 by BEGO
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