Friday Funny Status Messages

   I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.

   monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!

   I picked up this chick last Friday night. I'm not saying she's fat or anything, but when I pulled her panties down to her knees, her a$$ was still in them. :(

   I wonder what Rebecca Black thinks of Samoa skipping out on Friday?.......

   This Friday the 13th instead of Jason popping out of nowhere to kill us, Jennifer Hudson will sing about how much weight shes lost until we commit suicide.

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... opps wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs!!! ;)

   12/21/12 falls on a Friday. Looks like the world's had enough of Rebecca Black.

   Friday the 13th, eh? I bet there's a lot of killer parties going on tonight!

   Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!

   In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.

   Worked out for an hour. Ate two brownies. Somehow I am able to justify this because its Friday...

   Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it's only Tuesday.

   Well, this is my favorite time of year! Coming up this weekend...on Friday and Saturday before super bowl, they will have the BEST free samples at Costco.

   Happy Friday dance ‎(((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em

   February 15th. The Black Friday for Chocoholics.

   I hope the one night stand was worth the free trip to TGI Friday's and the box of Whitman's Chocolates.

   The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.

   Can you smell that? That's fresh-brewed coffee mixed with Friday...delicious!

   Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.

   its friday I smell vodka