love Funny Status Messages

   If you love something... set it free. Maybe not dogs with rabies, though.

   Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.

   Don't you just hate those skinny ass Barbie type girls that always says "I'm fat"!! I would love to go "not now but keep actin' like your actin' and you will be after those 7 kids you're gonna have" Anyone else feel this way??

   watching The Biggest Loser. I'd really love to be on that show. Not so much to lose weight.. but just to have Jillian ride me like a donkey while talking dirty to me.. Yeahh baby!

   I used to love, respect and cherish every moment we spent together and then something happened...oh yeah, I built a bridge and got over it!

   Life is short...Break the rules, forgive, love, laugh, and never regret anything that made you smile!

   It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up...

   I love getting all these "you are soo funny"!" You make me laugh so much!!" Yeah well I can make you moan also status king blah

   I love the look of sad laker fans! D-rose is the new league superstar, go sit down Kobe!

   "SWAG" LOL....I love to know where words originate from and in the 1960's a group of men came up with the term "SWAG"....it's meaning Secretly We Are G@y!! True story!! So go get your SWAG on and please post on FB everytime you do so I can laugh at you!!

   Live, Laugh, Love, Lesbians, :)

   I love St. Valentine's Day. Not the holiday, the massacre.

   Behind this innocent smile of mine, lay words that go unsaid. Words of longing, love, anger, and hate, all repeating inside my head.

   "Will you love me forever?" She asked. "Of course." I replied, lying beside her...

   I love watching my husband sleep so peacefully. It gives me time to plot all the ways I can take him out should the time come someday.

   Dudes: Women LOVE IT, when you're man enough to just walk away from an argument... Unless the argument is with THEM. Then... YOU'RE a PUSS!

   I can't breath through my nose, I'm in a perpetual state of sneeze, my eyes are watery, there is something crawling on my back and up my leg!!! OMG I love Spring!!!

   You may not love me now, but vodka.

   Mariah Sharapova living proof that Russians love to cheat.

   Jesus Love You is a good thing to hear in church but a bad thing to hear in a Mexican prison.