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   messageicon Since the Superbowl likes to promote has-been artists, I take it we'll be seeing Justin Bieber in next year's half time show
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon After Colorado legalized marijuana, Peyton Manning bought 20 Papa John's stores in Colorado. If this football thing doesn't work out, I say he's got a bright future in finance
←Rate | 01-03-2014 16:05 by cpaman Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" ~~ the Working Title of my new Childrens book, probably....
←Rate | 08-01-2012 01:08 by Slickpony Comments (0)  

   messageicon Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.
←Rate | 10-02-2016 04:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spike the football, hang on the goal post, hump the wind, do the funky chicken, get in ur opponents face & gloat but for God's sake don't pray on a football field, that;s inappropriate. I say do ur thang Tebow. Maybe the Colts need to do a little Tebowing
←Rate | 12-12-2011 19:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon If all he thinks about is sex, turn on a football game. Now he's thinking about football... And sex...
←Rate | 11-01-2013 20:33 by BOOYA Comments (0)  

   messageicon In retaliation for the genocide of their people the Indians today magnificently beat the Cowboys in a game of football! All is even!
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:20 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:39 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  

   messageicon ESPN's Ron Jaworski just apologized for saying "sh*t" live on the air during Monday Night Football. Which just goes to prove that 90% of sportscasters don't notice to all the dumb krap that comes outta there own mouths anyway.
←Rate | 09-13-2011 12:33 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon this is what has happened when the have Giants won the Superbowl....1987 Black Monday Stock Market Crash,1991 Gulf War part 1,2008 Economy Crashes....2012
←Rate | 02-05-2012 19:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon supports the elderly by watching the Superbowl Halftime show.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 11:36 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who would have thought the Detroit Lions would have played the best football in the state of Michigan this weekend?
←Rate | 01-02-2011 20:40 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon - Almost 3 hours of football played and Rob Green is still our top scorer.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 16:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women that watch football are the real MVP.
←Rate | 09-07-2015 14:09 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Madonna picked to sing at superbowl halftime, cause if its one thing guys like is an old woman singing lame songs they hated the first time they heard them 30 years ago
←Rate | 12-05-2011 10:43 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Book of ELI, was opened in the Fourth Quarter of the SuperBowl!!!!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:47 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fantasy football is about as close as most men will ever get to being a professional athlete.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 12:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its like a million Nicki Minaj snuck in at the SuperBowl show.....
←Rate | 02-05-2012 20:10 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fresh out the shower √ Ice cold beer √ BBQ grill ready √ Sunday NFL Football √ √ √....---> IT'SGO TIME<---
←Rate | 10-09-2011 12:54 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hockey is better than football. Hockey is fast, the game keeps moving, way fewer penalties, and play is both strategic and arbitrary. Football is mostly about following patterns. So is a sewing class.
←Rate | 12-01-2013 18:15 by Iceman Comments (0)  

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