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   messageicon Honk if you Love Trump. Drive into a Tree if you Love Hillary.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 11:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apparently Milania Trump is an extremely influential speaker ..... She gives one single speech and all of a sudden Hillary Supporters are all about Honesty and Integrity. Heck ... I wonder what would happen if she gives another one!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 20:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon sure Trump may not be the best looking President, but we will have the hottest first lady ever
←Rate | 05-08-2016 12:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The thugs showing up at trump rallies are just mad because they are afraid they'll have to work
←Rate | 03-14-2016 21:39 by Times up Obama Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign sounding name, and neither does his daughter "Ivanka."
←Rate | 09-01-2016 01:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump and the Kardashians represent the worst in American culture, greed and self centeredness. May they just go away.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 06:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't wait for Trump to start writing executive orders, payback's a b****
←Rate | 02-24-2016 08:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump only complained about the NFL only a few times but the news keeps playing it over and over so you think it's all he is talking about.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 16:18 Comments (9)  

   messageicon Just say Donald Trump's 2015 tax return. He made $38,000 in salary and extra $2 billion in pre-taxed "tips".
←Rate | 06-21-2016 15:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump wins, I'm going to open a florist shop near the Mexican border. And yes, I will call the shop "Wallflowers."
←Rate | 09-02-2016 15:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.
←Rate | 08-10-2016 10:47 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING- the only way Trump is not your president is if you move to another country. See ya! Don't let the Wall hit you on the way out.
←Rate | 11-12-2016 08:13 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I'm much more bothered by what Hillary has DONE than by what Trump has Said!
←Rate | 10-03-2016 01:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon At this point, I think the only possibility way for America to be great is if Trump's plane collides with Hillary's plane at 40,000 feet head on and nothing but ashes make it to the ground.
←Rate | 07-29-2016 14:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Was absolutely shocked to hear that Hillary supporters Hated Donald Trump's speech at the RNC last night!! I'm sure the next big shock will come when I hear that Trump Supporters hated Hillary Clinton's speech at the DNC.
←Rate | 07-22-2016 11:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Bernie supporters, Trump will get you a better job while Hillary will only raise your taxes.
←Rate | 07-13-2016 18:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Donald Trump is the greatest!" I am Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.
←Rate | 10-22-2016 17:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump and I have managed to get the same number of bills through congress.
←Rate | 03-24-2017 20:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want to see Trump win just so I can hear him say "Barack Obama, you're fired!"
←Rate | 04-02-2016 11:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Madonna was offering blowjobs to men for their vote for Hillary. I took the blow job and still voted for Trump. . .
←Rate | 02-24-2017 08:49 by JAB Comments (2)  

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