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   messageicon Let me sum up the next few months: 1) Trump says and/or does something stupid. 2) Taylor Swift breaks up. 3) Enjoy your summer!
←Rate | 07-07-2016 15:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump formally announces Mike Pence as is VP pick. No word yet on if he plans on leaving him for a younger, prettier running mate.
←Rate | 07-16-2016 00:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It’s easier to come out of the closet than it is to say you like Trump.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 01:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some celebrities said they were leaving the country if Trump got elected president. I didn't realize they meant die, Kanye West, we're still waiting...
←Rate | 12-30-2016 08:09 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon The population of the USA 323.1 million, CNN Fake News watchers 1.72 million. 99% stand with Trump, unless you’re an idiot.
←Rate | 12-04-2017 22:27 Comments (1)  

   messageicon How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....
←Rate | 04-02-2016 08:35 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon At this point, I think the only possibility way for America to be great is if Trump's plane collides with Hillary's plane at 40,000 feet head on and nothing but ashes make it to the ground.
←Rate | 07-29-2016 14:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Number of Federal Investigations of corruption, collusion, and Illegal use of Confidential Government Information against Trump - 0 ...... Number of FBI investigations against Hillary for the same - 1 .... Seems like an easy choice to me...
←Rate | 10-30-2016 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump wants Obama to show his birth certificate.. In other news, Trump is still trying to find all his marriage certificates.
←Rate | 03-29-2011 21:14 by jdpower Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Hunter Biden's name was Hunter Trump, the media would be killing him right now...
←Rate | 03-02-2017 09:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon C'mon everybody. Ease up on Donald Trump. After all, we now finally have a First Family I can masturbate to.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 01:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon are most of these anti trump people on welfare?
←Rate | 07-22-2016 13:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump and the Kardashians represent the worst in American culture, greed and self centeredness. May they just go away.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 06:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How much is SNL paying Donald Trump to run for President?
←Rate | 06-28-2015 13:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you stubbed your toe, it probably was Trump's fault
←Rate | 09-07-2017 20:02 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Roger Ailes quits FOX News ..... Guess it's up to Trump Now!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 23:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.
←Rate | 08-10-2016 10:47 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apparently Milania Trump is an extremely influential speaker ..... She gives one single speech and all of a sudden Hillary Supporters are all about Honesty and Integrity. Heck ... I wonder what would happen if she gives another one!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 20:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The thugs showing up at trump rallies are just mad because they are afraid they'll have to work
←Rate | 03-14-2016 21:39 by Times up Obama Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just say Donald Trump's 2015 tax return. He made $38,000 in salary and extra $2 billion in pre-taxed "tips".
←Rate | 06-21-2016 15:29 Comments (0)  

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