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   messageicon Some celebrities said they were leaving the country if Trump got elected president. I didn't realize they meant die, Kanye West, we're still waiting...
←Rate | 12-30-2016 08:09 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon are most of these anti trump people on welfare?
←Rate | 07-22-2016 13:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....
←Rate | 04-02-2016 08:35 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Number of Federal Investigations of corruption, collusion, and Illegal use of Confidential Government Information against Trump - 0 ...... Number of FBI investigations against Hillary for the same - 1 .... Seems like an easy choice to me...
←Rate | 10-30-2016 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump wants Obama to show his birth certificate.. In other news, Trump is still trying to find all his marriage certificates.
←Rate | 03-29-2011 21:14 by jdpower Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Hunter Biden's name was Hunter Trump, the media would be killing him right now...
←Rate | 03-02-2017 09:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you really hate Trump, vote in four years otherwise shut up for now.....
←Rate | 01-31-2017 22:58 Comments (2)  

   messageicon C'mon everybody. Ease up on Donald Trump. After all, we now finally have a First Family I can masturbate to.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 01:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump Unfit? Obama entered office without any successful executive experience .... and after Eight Years in Office ..... Will leave .... in the same way .....
←Rate | 08-03-2016 22:21 Comments (2)  

   messageicon How much is SNL paying Donald Trump to run for President?
←Rate | 06-28-2015 13:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now Kim Kardashian asks Trump to pardon her drug dealing grandmother. There is indeed method to Kanye West's madness.
←Rate | 05-03-2018 11:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Roger Ailes quits FOX News ..... Guess it's up to Trump Now!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 23:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Honk if you Love Trump. Drive into a Tree if you Love Hillary.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 11:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.
←Rate | 08-10-2016 10:47 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't wait for Trump to start writing executive orders, payback's a b****
←Rate | 02-24-2016 08:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apparently Milania Trump is an extremely influential speaker ..... She gives one single speech and all of a sudden Hillary Supporters are all about Honesty and Integrity. Heck ... I wonder what would happen if she gives another one!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 20:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon sure Trump may not be the best looking President, but we will have the hottest first lady ever
←Rate | 05-08-2016 12:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The thugs showing up at trump rallies are just mad because they are afraid they'll have to work
←Rate | 03-14-2016 21:39 by Times up Obama Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign sounding name, and neither does his daughter "Ivanka."
←Rate | 09-01-2016 01:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump and the Kardashians represent the worst in American culture, greed and self centeredness. May they just go away.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 06:28 Comments (0)  

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