trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump is already working wonders, all these people marching = Exercise and aiding weight loss. = Positive

   In all fairness - now that President Obama has shown his long form birth certificate... He should demand Trump to show that his hair is real and to prove it or just finally shut up!! As he's starting to sound crazier than Charlie Sheen!! Winning

   Donald Trump endorsing someone for President is like Dr. Phil endorsing someone for Surgeon General.

   I'm voting for Donald Trump just for the SNL jokes

   Donna Brazille and Fauxcahontas both confirm Crooked Hillary rigged the DNC to win the nomination yet still lost the election. President Trump was right again. Dummy-crats still stupefied.

   President Trump has golden hair like the Golden Child of mythic olden tales. Like, everything that he touches turns to gold. #GoldenPOTUS

   Trump hasn't tweeted the Launch Codes yet...So, far so good!

   Trump got more fat women to take a walk in one day than Michell Obama did in 8 years

   Sure,,, Trump may be unhinged now,,,, but maybe he'll calm down once he becomes the most powerful person in the world

   I bet if Trump did get elected, he'd be able to comb over some of the financial problems we face.

   Donald Trump has 515 companies, four of which have gone bankrupt. Bill & hillary have had 5 and all 5 went bankrupt.

   Trump DOES NOT HAVE THE ANSWERS, BUT the wall is a good F_ing start.

   Donald Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign sounding name, and neither does his daughter "Ivanka."

   Some celebrities said they were leaving the country if Trump got elected president. I didn't realize they meant die, Kanye West, we're still waiting...

   When Trump said he was planning to drain the swamps I thought it was a metaphor.

   Let me sum up the next few months: 1) Trump says and/or does something stupid. 2) Taylor Swift breaks up. 3) Enjoy your summer!

   Donald Trump formally announces Mike Pence as is VP pick. No word yet on if he plans on leaving him for a younger, prettier running mate.

   It’s easier to come out of the closet than it is to say you like Trump.

   You have four years to fix this country Joe. What are you doing instead? Talking about Trump every single day!

   How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....