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   messageicon How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....
←Rate | 04-02-2016 08:35 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Number of Federal Investigations of corruption, collusion, and Illegal use of Confidential Government Information against Trump - 0 ...... Number of FBI investigations against Hillary for the same - 1 .... Seems like an easy choice to me...
←Rate | 10-30-2016 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Hunter Biden's name was Hunter Trump, the media would be killing him right now...
←Rate | 03-02-2017 09:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you really hate Trump, vote in four years otherwise shut up for now.....
←Rate | 01-31-2017 22:58 Comments (2)  

   messageicon C'mon everybody. Ease up on Donald Trump. After all, we now finally have a First Family I can masturbate to.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 01:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How much is SNL paying Donald Trump to run for President?
←Rate | 06-28-2015 13:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Roger Ailes quits FOX News ..... Guess it's up to Trump Now!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 23:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Honk if you Love Trump. Drive into a Tree if you Love Hillary.
←Rate | 10-13-2016 11:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.
←Rate | 08-10-2016 10:47 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't wait for Trump to start writing executive orders, payback's a b****
←Rate | 02-24-2016 08:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apparently Milania Trump is an extremely influential speaker ..... She gives one single speech and all of a sudden Hillary Supporters are all about Honesty and Integrity. Heck ... I wonder what would happen if she gives another one!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 20:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon sure Trump may not be the best looking President, but we will have the hottest first lady ever
←Rate | 05-08-2016 12:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The thugs showing up at trump rallies are just mad because they are afraid they'll have to work
←Rate | 03-14-2016 21:39 by Times up Obama Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign sounding name, and neither does his daughter "Ivanka."
←Rate | 09-01-2016 01:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump and the Kardashians represent the worst in American culture, greed and self centeredness. May they just go away.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 06:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just say Donald Trump's 2015 tax return. He made $38,000 in salary and extra $2 billion in pre-taxed "tips".
←Rate | 06-21-2016 15:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump wins, I'm going to open a florist shop near the Mexican border. And yes, I will call the shop "Wallflowers."
←Rate | 09-02-2016 15:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING- the only way Trump is not your president is if you move to another country. See ya! Don't let the Wall hit you on the way out.
←Rate | 11-12-2016 08:13 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I'm much more bothered by what Hillary has DONE than by what Trump has Said!
←Rate | 10-03-2016 01:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon At this point, I think the only possibility way for America to be great is if Trump's plane collides with Hillary's plane at 40,000 feet head on and nothing but ashes make it to the ground.
←Rate | 07-29-2016 14:47 Comments (0)  

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