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   messageicon Tankruptcy - (ˈtæŋk rʌpt si) The act of watching your car's gas gauge move from 'Empty' to 'Full' while your checking account balance simultaneously moves from 'Full' to 'Empty'.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 11:43 by Sparky739 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donna Brazille and Fauxcahontas both confirm Crooked Hillary rigged the DNC to win the nomination yet still lost the election. President Trump was right again. Dummy-crats still stupefied.
←Rate | 11-03-2017 12:31 by Sparky739 Comments (0)  


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