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   messageicon Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!!
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa, I didn't want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus
←Rate | 12-15-2011 06:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've got Christmas spirit!! I just hung a little Christmas tree air freshener in my car.....ahhhhh smells like the holidays
←Rate | 11-23-2010 19:14 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I snuck in my neighbor's house last night and ate up all their Christmas cookies. This secret Santa thing isn't so bad after all.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 07:20 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's getting lit this time of year.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 13:06 by @topherjordan Comments (0)  

   messageicon I couldn't believe it when my wife announced she was leaving me for being too lazy. Especially after I'd spent all morning taking the Christmas decorations down.....
←Rate | 04-08-2012 08:17 by Ballysboots Comments (0)  

   messageicon Santa loves the rich kids more.
←Rate | 12-05-2010 00:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every time a Christmas tree is lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas shopping for your parents isnt easy. I mean, what DO you buy someone who has the perfect gift. Like me, for example
←Rate | 12-17-2011 16:42 by lbdp18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to make Christmas cookies with dog bone cookie cutters & see if anyone eats them this year!!!
←Rate | 12-19-2010 14:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon People still shooting off fireworks better be careful that they don't hit any of the Christmas decorations they never took down.
←Rate | 07-07-2013 19:03 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was a child, I always used to search my parent's drawers and cupboards in the run up to Christmas so I'd know exactly what to expect. Although I never did receive that Vibratron Pleasuremax 3000.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:16 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I'm calling Santa!"
←Rate | 12-03-2013 16:55 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 20:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....
←Rate | 12-25-2009 00:38 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone caught singing Christmas carols between now and Thanksgiving will be slapped.
←Rate | 11-10-2009 17:51 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just wanted to wish happy holidays to engineers of the electricals. Your postt manage to survive!
←Rate | 12-23-2014 16:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whew!!.. just in time ... I got all my Christmas shopping done with one fell swoop... I hope everyone enjoys their Netflicks trial offers :)
←Rate | 12-22-2010 16:25 by Bucket Truck Bill Comments (1)  

   messageicon What's a good Christmas gift for the woman who already has everything except morals?
←Rate | 11-15-2012 13:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'll be spending most of today putting Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
←Rate | 11-01-2010 09:22 by Aaron Comments (0)  

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