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   messageicon Listen SNOW, unless your singing "Informer" no one wants to see you right now... First day of spring my ass..
←Rate | 03-20-2013 22:41 by @s2kdarren Comments (1)  

   messageicon the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
←Rate | 03-20-2013 21:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well 30min work-out along with some new Tae Kwon Do moves -CHECK! And just to think that was just trying to get the snow off my tires...
←Rate | 03-18-2013 19:46 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alright Winter, we get your point. You're a force of nature okay? I'll quit mocking you when I'm talking to the other seasons
←Rate | 03-18-2013 18:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon According to Nostradamus Prophecies, Politicians can resist a Nuclear Winter, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a direct Meteor Impact, the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormons. But not a Sequester!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 13:56 by David Comments (0)  

   messageicon How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 13:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon For Free, 5 foot of pick up and haul (from my drive) First 10 people get a free glass of ice water with supply so hurry fast.
←Rate | 02-23-2013 07:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well.... If this snow fall is the weathermans idea of 7 inches- I bet his wife is a very disappointed woman................
←Rate | 02-22-2013 08:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon In Miami: We had a great winter season lastnight, can't wait 'til next year.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 06:05 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm giving up snow for lent
←Rate | 02-13-2013 10:01 by Liliana Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am thinking todays topic with my psychiatrist is going to be "When someone asks me if I have a snow blower.....why do I always picture my ex and Frosty the snowman"
←Rate | 02-12-2013 12:37 by Stephen Comments (0)  

   messageicon Those of you in the northeast whining about the blizzard. live closer to the Arctic Circle than the rest of us, it's winter, and winds are directed your way. How about this idea...move.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 09:50 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  

   messageicon it's winter, and it snowed. Enough said!
←Rate | 02-09-2013 13:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Northern Liberal tree huggers.......Winter Storm Nemo says FU and your global warming!!!
←Rate | 02-08-2013 18:25 by BigSarge Comments (0)  

   messageicon Instead of the silly names the weather channel has chosen, they should pick names of infamous scam artists like Bernie Madoff who pulled off really good snow jobs.
←Rate | 02-07-2013 22:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why are hoes like "Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm"?.... No b**tch, buy a coat.
←Rate | 01-29-2013 05:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember, if you're in public and have the winter vomiting bug, be polite and vomit into your elbow.
←Rate | 01-22-2013 10:52 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon my husbands winter wardrobe is 50 shades of grey sweat pants...
←Rate | 01-12-2013 14:52 Comments (0)  

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