snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

Sort:  Recent   |  Oldest  |  Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump

Search Messages:

Search results for status messages containing 'snow OR flurries OR winter': View All Messages
Page: 10 of 21

   messageicon getting tired of waiting for Snow to follow up Informer
←Rate | 09-03-2012 19:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your as useless as a snow blower in August!!
←Rate | 08-18-2012 12:07 by Tim Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am a dandy in the ghetto with a snow white smile
←Rate | 07-30-2012 02:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Which dwarf is Kristen Stewart playing in this new Snow White movie? Her face makes me think it's Sleepy.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Mirror, mirror on the the wall, who's the most expressionless one of them all?" --how I imagine this Kristen Stewart Snow White movie going
←Rate | 05-29-2012 13:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mirror mirror on the wall, I dont give a shit about seeing snow white and the huntsmen at all.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 21:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon WTF.! is 'Snow' saying in the song 'Informer'.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 01:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Added to my bucket list today: Figure out what the hell 'Snow' is saying in the song 'Informer'.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:46 by DaveB1191 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Turns out black ice causes 70% of wrecks in the winter. They should rename it asian ice.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 15:06 by Black ice Comments (0)  

   messageicon Disney's now letting its theme park employees grow beards. I don't know... I think some kids might get freaked out by Snow White's new goatee.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 08:41 by @iJokes_ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok, I wasnt paying Attention this Morning, Did the Darn Easter Bunny See his shadow and do we have 6 more weeks of Winter???
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey,, When I was young I had to Post stuff manually... Barefoot in the snow,,, uphill both ways....... And I was GRATEFULL
←Rate | 04-07-2012 08:03 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had $12 in her purse.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 15:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Eskimos have 49 words in their language to describe snow because they have so much of it. In the English language there are over 50 words to describe a moron.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 14:25 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon I know it's warm outside and spring is in the air BUT if you haven't worked out this winter, please don't dress like it. I see ladies walking around with half shirts looking like half opened cans of biscuits.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 17:40 by D. Wright Comments (0)  

   messageicon rode into town on my horse. not worth it, I had to pick up his poo with a snow shovel and a hefty bag.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 07:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you can't handle the truth, stop asking tge questions. I'm into fairytales. Come on people, you know Snow White slept with a dwarf before Prince Charming came along!
←Rate | 02-26-2012 10:51 by zandra Comments (0)  

   messageicon Driving in snow is alot like going down on a girl...Just go slow and watch out for the a55hole behind you...
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:52 by Driving Comments (0)  

   messageicon *Girl on Facebook* "I need a boyfriend for the winter to keep me warm" ...or you can just buy a coat
←Rate | 02-19-2012 16:00 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  

   messageicon i alone am responsible for global warming...i bought a snow mobile this summer, it will never snow again
←Rate | 02-16-2012 23:15 Comments (0)  

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Status Message:

... characters left