Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon selling his soul for a bag of skittles
←Rate | 06-02-2008 23:02 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon diagonally parked in a parallel universe
←Rate | 06-05-2008 04:00 by Kris Khushal Bajawray Comments (0)  


   messageicon totally voting for Pedro
←Rate | 06-05-2008 18:33 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Feeding your dog Chocolate
←Rate | 06-06-2008 13:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"
←Rate | 06-07-2008 23:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon lovin' it
←Rate | 06-08-2008 08:11 by Yorkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon not smarter than a 5th grader :(
←Rate | 06-19-2008 20:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."
←Rate | 06-29-2008 22:35 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon living vicariously through herself.
←Rate | 06-30-2008 17:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon pretending to water the fake plants
←Rate | 07-31-2008 16:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon mad because the government stole my Weapon of Mass Destruction
←Rate | 07-31-2008 18:37 by Manda Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought he had a good tan... until he took a shower!
←Rate | 07-31-2008 21:21 by Andrew Comments (0)  


   messageicon in your boyfriends extended network.
←Rate | 08-01-2008 01:28 by Tinyindigostar Comments (0)  


   messageicon LOVING CAPS LOCK
←Rate | 08-03-2008 14:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.
←Rate | 08-06-2008 06:59 by George Comments (4)  


   messageicon textually active
←Rate | 08-06-2008 12:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic
←Rate | 08-06-2008 17:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon silently judging you.
←Rate | 08-06-2008 17:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "if your a Vin Diesel fan, in all fairness you should not be reading his status. You should be home coloring."
←Rate | 08-07-2008 06:50 by George Comments (0)  


   messageicon out of her mind and have gone to look for it.
←Rate | 08-07-2008 09:29 Comments (0)  



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