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   messageicon If you don't believe we're degenerating into a world of illiterates, just read a few pages of this board.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 09:26 by George Comments (0)  

   messageicon figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.
←Rate | 08-06-2008 06:59 by George Comments (4)  

   messageicon typos don't bother me, they're honest mistakes. What bothers me are illiterates; people who don't know how to speak or spell.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 10:12 by George Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks you have been single too long when lubraderm sends you a Valentines card.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 13:34 by george Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Makers of K-2 has just come out with another break through synthetic, called J-2. Its Synthetic Jesus in incense form. No need to go to church now, you are automatically saved from hell fire and damnation! Side effects may include speaking in tongues.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:56 by George Comments (0)  

   messageicon it's funnier in its original form, "Happy as a puppy with two peters".
←Rate | 02-04-2014 09:29 by George Comments (0)  

   messageicon "if your a Vin Diesel fan, in all fairness you should not be reading his status. You should be home coloring."
←Rate | 08-07-2008 06:50 by George Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was going to complain about my headache then I remembered JFK
←Rate | 06-06-2012 00:55 by George Comments (0)  


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