Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

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X says "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"

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X says Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

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X is "gonna get rich, or die trying"

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X is "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

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X is Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!

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X is fresh out of batteries but still making noise

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X is in the garage finding a cure for cancer

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X is playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

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X says """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""

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X is "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

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X is faking the smile with the coffee to go

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X is purposely pouring water on Gremlins

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X is drinking beers with his peers

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X is "going to jail, directly to jail. She is not passing go. She is not collecting $200"

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X is out discovering new fears.

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X is easier to get into than a community college!

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X is chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.

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X is colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while

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X is wondering if they make psycho repellent?!

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