love Funny Status Messages

   BAD NEWS: I've never been in love. GOOD NEWS: I've never been in Courtney Love.

   My 80 year old grandma is just learning how to text. She thinks LOL means "Lots of love". She sent a text saying, "Your aunt Martha passed away this morning... LOL"

   thinks that when it comes to Valentine's Day or any day for that matter, the greatest expression of love ever demonstrated was when Jesus gave his life on the cross for me.

   we don't choose who you fall in love with, we can only pray that thay fall in love with us too ♥

   OMG! Finding it so hard to study today, all the info just looks like a bunch of letters... Verbal, participle, infinitive, appositive, gerund.... begin, like, love,try, start stop,continue... my brain is over loaded...

   I triple-majored in college to give myself a range of options to explore and find career I'd love. Three working years later, I've narrowed down the options significantly: anything not involving those majors.

   I love pulling in a random person's driveway when a cop is turning around to pull me over. Makes me feel like James Bond.

   could never understand why the ghosts on the TV show "Ghost Whisperer" didn't take advantage of the fact they could sneak around and see Jennifer Love Hewitt naked.

   JaMarcus Russell has admitted failing a drug test. It's all explained in his new book "Eat Pray Eat Love Eat Chug Purple Drank Eat".

   Where you find true friendship, You find true love.

   I would love to see things from your point of view, but I cant seem to get my head that far up my ass

   Let us cultivate love and compassion, both of which give life true meaning, just like beer and bacon...

   I love spring but I'm not too keen on the pollen that comes along with it. Sneeze, sniff, sneeze, ...... I buy enough sudafed where the feds have me on their Meth lab watch list...... :D You think they would park their van a little bit farther down ...

   What's the big deal about the Southwest Airlines planes and a fuselage tear? I love a convertible.

   you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now

   I may hate myself in the morning but I'm gonna love you tonight.

   Things I love like a fat kid loves cake - 1. titties 2. cake.

   Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.

   Sad 60's Self Realization:Most of the people who used to call you a Space Cowboy, a Gangster of Love, and Maurice now call you a Sad Hippie Has-Been.

   Some people don't fall in love; they drown in it.