love Funny Status Messages

   I love listening to my neighbor talk about his four year degree and when he's done I say...can you supersize that, then drive up to the pick up window.

   Blood makes you related. love makes you fam. :)

   What are people asking Meatloaf to do 'for love'?

   The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies,probably because generally they are the same people!

   I love our government! They just voted to borrow $1400 from me so that they can give it to me. Brilliant!

   After a some thought, I am thinking I would LOVE to hear a phone taped conversation between Rod Blagojevich and Mel Gibson!

   Future Quotes, Quotations & Sayings I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

   Was it wrong to wear a "I love happy endings" t-shirt to massage envy?

   Tell her you'd die without her. Woman love to think you'd die without them.

   there are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who love beer and idoits...

   I hate little dogs. I can only love dogs that could kill me.

   Women love when you do "the little things." I don't know what they are, but they love that sh*t

   just got my girlfriend her valentines day gift.. shes gonna love her "tube of boob lube"

   I love it when a girl smiles, she looks beautiful but when she makes a duck face... honestly, she looks like a duck

   No honey, I love your constant input on my driving

   Interesting....Nearly all religions support love....but cause the most wars.

   I'm at my most savage when I'm solo love making to the lion king soundtrack.

   I love living in a small town where everyone is so friendly, unless you are from a differnt town or have a differing opinion.

   Having lived and loved, I can tell you that life is the constant and love is the variable

   Why does Bob Dylan sound like the Cookie Monster and Marge Simpsons love child?