love Funny Status Messages

   I love listening to my neighbor talk about his four year degree and when he's done I say...can you supersize that, then drive up to the pick up window.

   Blood makes you related. love makes you fam. :)

   What are people asking Meatloaf to do 'for love'?

   The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies,probably because generally they are the same people!

   I love our government! They just voted to borrow $1400 from me so that they can give it to me. Brilliant!

   After a some thought, I am thinking I would LOVE to hear a phone taped conversation between Rod Blagojevich and Mel Gibson!

   Future Quotes, Quotations & Sayings I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

   Was it wrong to wear a "I love happy endings" t-shirt to massage envy?

   Tell her you'd die without her. Woman love to think you'd die without them.

   there are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who love beer and idoits...

   I hate little dogs. I can only love dogs that could kill me.

   just got my girlfriend her valentines day gift.. shes gonna love her "tube of boob lube"

   No honey, I love your constant input on my driving

   I love it when a girl smiles, she looks beautiful but when she makes a duck face... honestly, she looks like a duck

   Women love when you do "the little things." I don't know what they are, but they love that sh*t

   Interesting....Nearly all religions support love....but cause the most wars.

   I love living in a small town where everyone is so friendly, unless you are from a differnt town or have a differing opinion.

   I'm at my most savage when I'm solo love making to the lion king soundtrack.

   Having lived and loved, I can tell you that life is the constant and love is the variable

   Why does Bob Dylan sound like the Cookie Monster and Marge Simpsons love child?