trump Funny Status Messages

   Clinton called people deplorable, obama called them clingers, terrorists call them infidel, trump called them americans. And they dont understand why he won.

   An american may be taking over the Al Qaeda spot...Look Trump, I know you're angry Obama interrupted Celebrity Apprentice, but you're taking it too far.

   Vote Trump and let's get started repairing America.

   I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told us that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!

   When Donald Trump was the President, CNN asked for Trump's resignation on daily basis for mishandling of Coronavirus. Now 1 million daily cases, CNN is on the verge of giving Nobel peace award to Joe Biden & Kamala Harris.

   Trump is going to be the next president. Deal with it. In a related story, Air Canada has cheap fares right now.

   Trump got more women to walk in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years

   I notice there aren't any BLM, Antifa, or any other social justice protesters out helping Irma victims! Just Trump, Christian's, & FEMA

   Poor Hillary can't get a break. She was at a Chinese restaurant, and when she cracked open the fortune cookie, a ballot with Trump's name was in it.

   I wonder if Bill Cosby's hoping to be on Trump's final pardon list today

   Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting

   I am the Donald Trump of poor people.

   Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood

   I'm not worried about the hurricane. Trump will stop it.

   Now Kim Kardashian asks Trump to pardon her drug dealing grandmother. There is indeed method to Kanye West's madness.

   If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.

   I think Donald Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen's best character so far.

   To anyone moving to Canada when Trump is elected President. Can I have first dibs on what you're not taking with you, thanks. . .

   I think the "Situation" should be renamed "Regurgitation" after he stunk up the Donald Trump roast!.

   I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !