snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Disney purchased Lucasfilms, LTD?? I personally can't wait for some of those gems to start coming out. Particularly, Snow White and the Seven Storm Troopers, Swiss Family Skywalker and - my favorite - Song of the Sith...

   Plan to change the air in your tires soon. Replace that winter air in your tires for best inflation during summer months. Most mechanics will do this for you for free on April 1st.

   How do you find will smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints...

   Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.

   i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passed out. when you wish upon a star...

   At least with all the pick-up and. four wheel drives in Texas they shouldn't have much trouble driving in the snow.

   Dear Parents, How do you expect kids to listen to you when: Tarzan lives half naked. Cinderella comes back at midnight. Pinocchio lies all the time. Aladdin is the king of thieves. Batman drives at 320km/h. Sleeping beauty is lazy. Snow white sleeps with

   Relationships are a winter sport..

   Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Hous

   Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls

   Don't eat the green snow!!!

   My wife asked me to put up a canopy with bright lights. I told her now is the winter of our disco tent.

   Found a Jelly Belly in my winter coat from last year. I ate it.

   I was beginning to wonder if the winter's directly before a presidential election year were all warmer than usual due these lie spuing politicians and the amount of hot air hey were expelling.

   Lefties eat yellow snow on Winter Solstice.

   ..i thought it was sweet of my boss to gather us all together and warn us of the massive amounts of snow expected overnight and to drive carefully... then also warn us to "show up to work tomorrow or else". Aww they really DO care!

   Coldest winter weather in recorded history. In two short years the President has fixed global warming.

   figured out a way to turn my dishwasher into a snow remover. I handed my wife a shovel

   Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.

   Added to my bucket list today: Figure out what the hell 'Snow' is saying in the song 'Informer'.