easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   I told my kids the Easter bunny is lazy...He didn't even cook or color the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge

   If only I had alzheimer's , then I too could join the easter egg hunt. :(

   If your parents ever call you a liar, just say "Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Santa". Then walk away like a BOSS!

   Hoppy Easter Everybunny

   Who are you to doubt God? And Santa Claus? And the Easter Bunny? And...

   Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween, stood next to the Easter Bunny, and handed out eggs......

   The stores are packed with folks gearing up for their Easter fashion shows, the same way they do for Christmas. The central figure for both these holidays was reduced to wearing a loin cloth for one, and swaddling for the other.

   Happy Easter!!! Remember that laying on your back screeming OH GOD is not a substitue for going to church Sunday

   .... Happy Easter!!! ... BTW it's also 4-20 ... so it's also Easter Bowl Sunday!

   nothing says happy Easter Jesus like going to a Wal Mart

   Theres 2 types of people in this world.. People who have been bitten by the Easter Bunny and people who haven't..

   Lindt have just released the CHOCOLATE COATED TAMPON..... (but only for the EASTER PERIOD)

   You know, many people have an artificial Christmas tree so they can use it year after year to save money. Why not do the same thing with roses on Valentine's Day. You can leave them up until Easter- maybe hang some Hershey's Kisses on them. Quite festive.

   I'm sick to death of these letters from the City of College Station bullying me to mow my grass! If Walmat can prepare for Christmas 3 mths in advance why can't I do the same for Easter!!!??

   There is no app that can show you who is "stalking" your profile, no video of Usama getting shot, no honest politicians and no Easter Bunny. So please quit being so permiscious with your clicker and spreading FTV's (fb transmitted viruses).

   "It looks like the Easter Bunny came here last night" "Let's not jump to any conclusions. Until we get these semen samples down to the lab we can't be sure who it was."

   starin at a fluorescent light Above him watchin the dust bunny fall like snow.

   Everyone knows that Santa lives at the North Pole, but does anyone know where the Easter Bunny lives?

   Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.

   Easter Pro Tip: Wrap up grapes in color foil and give them away as chocolate eggs to your family and friends.